Karmaic Justice

[tthor]

recently, me and my friend were jumping on my trampoline and talking, including about my girlfriend. i can't remember exactly what lead up to this, but i jokingly referred to my girlfriend as my 'hoe'. the second i finished that sentence, part of the trampoline broke, my right leg went thru the side of the trampoline, and one of the trampoline springs shot up into the air, narrowly missing my head. all i could do was yell at the sky, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! shes not my hoe! Don't hurt me!!" while my friend just laughed. karma's a ***** sometimes, lol.

well, tell me some of your examples of karma getting back at people.

 

[Griphphin]

My mother, a more devout catholic than I'll ever be, keeps a little Jesus statuette on our front porch. I, being the idiot I am, like to have some fun around my friends, mild stuff really. One day, I bend down to give Jesus a high ten, and am instantly greeted by a sharp pain on the top of my head from our porch light. I apparently didn't notice it >_<

karma's a ***** sometimes, lol.

Too true. You win this round, mini-Jesus...

 

[Marmooset]

It would be more karmic if you'd have stepped on a hoe.

 

[Thaius]

When I was younger my sister and I were leaning against the wall discussing which movie we would watch while we ate dinner. I suggested a movie I liked that she didn't, and apparently this was enough of an offense for her to hit me. Unfortunately for her, I was a bit farther than she expected, so she swung her arm at me and slammed her hand right into the wall. Apparently it hurt pretty bad.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

It would be more karmic if you'd have stepped on a hoe.

And ironic!

OT: I can't really think of something like this ever happening to me...

 

[Vilcus]

Some guy drove by me and gave me the finger. Not even three seconds later he crashed into a police cruiser... when the police officer was talking to him, he said he was going to charge him with insulting an officer (because he saw the guy give me the finger), as well as battery on a police vehicle. He also didn't have a license, so I assume he got nailed hard. Oh karma, how I love you.

 

[Marmooset]

It would be more karmic if you'd have stepped on a hoe.

And ironic!

Oh hey, you're right.
Maybe it'd be more karmic if he were hit by a kar.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

It would be more karmic if you'd have stepped on a hoe.

And ironic!

Oh hey, you're right.
Maybe it'd be more karmic if he were hit by a kar.

The pun, IT BURNS!

 

[Badger Kyre]

"Maybe it'd be more karmic if he were hit by a kar."
My dogma got hit by that.

Seriously, KARMA would mean that in your next life, you were born into a worse caste because you were bad in this life, you misogynist

I guess the "worst caste scenario" ( heh ) woul dbe you were born into some slave-girl caste.

 

[tthor]

"Maybe it'd be more karmic if he were hit by a kar."
My dogma got hit by that.

Seriously, KARMA would mean that in your next life, you were born into a worse caste because you were bad in this life, you misogynist

I guess the "worst caste scenario" ( heh ) woul dbe you were born into some slave-girl caste.

lol ya, but we're not talking about actually karma right now, but moreso 'do good things and good happens, do bad things and bad happens'

 

[Badger Kyre]

lol ya, but we're not talking about actually karma right now, but moreso 'do good things and good happens, do bad things and bad happens'[/quote]
i know, i know...
it's just a pet peeve.

'sides, who wants a "worst caste scenario"