Kick-ass characters! Your choice.

[Koeryn]

Solid Snake.

He kills when he has to, but since I'm just some random schmuck who got in his way, he'd probably just make me go sleepy-sleepy for a bit so he could do whatever it was he was doing. Would it hurt? Like hell!

Would I die? Probably not!

Could I fight back? Lolololololololololololololno.

 

[AvsJoe]

Scorpion. I want an interesting death, and I even joked around with my friends about how I want to die:

I am on my death bed. I am 80 years old and slowly dying from natural causes. I call my grandchildren closer, to tell them something important and emotional. "Kids, there's something I need to sa-" then, suddenly, Scorpion barges into the hospital room, shouts "GET OVER HERE," yanks me to him with that yankamajigger he has, holds me above his head, and tears me in two. My grandchildren are horrified. Scorpion is triumphant.

...wouldn't you love to see that on Youtube?

Oh jeez, absolutely! Especially if Scorpion takes off his mask and/or hands out little Scorpion dolls.

 

[The_Healer]

Magikarp!

At least then I wouldn't get hurt, just a little damp.

 

[RollingDigits]

Sovereign from Mass Effect. I'd die in one shot, but it would be interesting to see how they'd fit something so huge into a camera shot of me getting killed.

 

[Devi Darkside]

Hmm, honestly, I'll pick one that I'd survive from and one that could be funny either way win or lose and since I'd be losing in this scenario I pick Dan from Street Fighter, so I could laugh over getting a picture thrown at me and having it knock me out, that and since I don't really have any fighting skills I'd fall, and since he's a cocky one he'll go on talking about how I loss to his greatness..Though at the same time in his stories (Since he's known to exaggerate.) I'd sound like a complete bad ass, who put up an epic fight when really I probably wouldn't.

 

[Stone Wera]

Kirby. So that even in death, I continue to live on!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Why, Leon Kennedy of course! It would be the most gorgeous assault ever.

This, because of the German suplex, or Dave Lizewski, due to a really bad pun.

 

[Awake-]

One of the slave children from Fallout 3. Sure, it would be humiliating to get beat by them, but at least there would probably be no lasting damage to me.

Conversely, I would definitely not wanna go up against one of the Little Lamplight kids. I would be killed very quickly.

Oh sure, as if they have any adult-sized stones to stop you.

My choice would be Thane Krios, he's an assassin, at least you won't see him coming (Nassana definitely did though).

Can anybody tell me how to post a video here? Not the link! Thanks!

 

[AvsJoe]

Can anybody tell me how to post a video here? Not the link! Thanks!

I can only do YouTube vids.
First, type one of these "["
Then type "youtube="
Then type the video code from the url between the = and the &
Then type out one of these "]"

Or you can quote me to see the code here and replace it with your video's code.

 

[Rewold]

Sephiroth using super nova? I'm a worthy opponent to destroy a few planets with so that he is sure I'm dead.

 

[AWOL]

Scorpion. I want an interesting death, and I even joked around with my friends about how I want to die:

I am on my death bed. I am 80 years old and slowly dying from natural causes. I call my grandchildren closer, to tell them something important and emotional. "Kids, there's something I need to sa-" then, suddenly, Scorpion barges into the hospital room, shouts "GET OVER HERE," yanks me to him with that yankamajigger he has, holds me above his head, and tears me in two. My grandchildren are horrified. Scorpion is triumphant.

...wouldn't you love to see that on Youtube?

This is easily the coolest thing I've ever heard. Thank you sir.

OT: I'd have to pick Link. Mostly because it would turn into an epic sword duel, and then I'd turn into a rupee or something when I lost. Its like recycling, only more deadly!

 

[DarkHourPrince]

Mitsuru Kirijo from Persona 3. If I'm gonan get my ass kicked it might as well be by a girl I'd enjoy getting my ass kicked by.
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-05/art/p3-mitsuru-kirijo1.jpg <-- for those who haven't played Persona 3, this is her and her "summon" creature

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Auron...
'cus if your gonna get your ass kicked your ass kicker might as well be badass...

 

[Vrex360]

Ivy from Soul Calibre

Simply put, the woman is clearly a dominatrix. Hence it's not shameful of me to enjoy suffering immense pain at her behalf.

 

[AvsJoe]

A Tetris block.

Crushed.

Hahaha... I didn't think of that. Great choice!

 

[Xyliss]

Ezio Auditore, yea sure i'd die with the retracto-blade but he is an assassin after all and would leap at me from the rooftops and insta-kill me

 

[Totenkopf]

Bayonetta

That would make at least a bit enjoyable.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Probably Garrus from Mass Effect. That would be awesome!

Or the Companion Cube from P0RTAL. Yea.

 

[AvsJoe]

Probably Garrus from Mass Effect. That would be awesome!

I don't disagree. He'd make a very bloody mess out of you and it would be an absolute joy to watch!

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I'd get curb stomped by Marcus Feenix.
Now that'd be funny to watch on youtube.