Kill, bone and marry

[hyperhammy]

Here is how this goes:
-The person above you writes down 3 names
-You decide which one of the three you would kill, screw and marry
-Then you write down 3 names.
Repeat
They can either be real or not, it doesn't matter.

My example: That guy with the glasses, your best friends mom, Peter Griffin

 

[SoloStoffe]

I would kill Peter Griffin, I would screw That guy with the glasses, and I would marry my best friends mom.



Josef Mengele, Joseph Stalin, Joseph the son of Jacob (bible)

 

[hyperhammy]

Date Joseph, marry Stalin, kill Josef Mengele

Scott Pilgrimms, Meg Griffin, Kyle (from southpark)

 

[crewman_number_6]

Kill Scott pilgrim/ Marry Meg Griffin, Screw Kyle

Khrone, Optimus prime, Superman

 

[Anarchemitis]

It's possible that those three characters can even corelate to theoutcomes?
Fascinating.

Gorden Freeman, John Freeman and Glados

Oh shut up, you ninja'd me.

 

[hyperhammy]

You would screw an 8 year old?!

OT: Marry Optimus Prime, screw Superman, kill Khrone

Person that invented shoelaces, lady gaga, the companion cube.

 

[Zacharine]

Kill lady gaga, screw the shoe-lace inventor, marry the companion cube.

Sauron, The God-Emperor Of Mankind, Einstein.

 

[crewman_number_6]

Marry Sauron, Screw the God-Emporer of Mankind, Kill einstien

Batman, Robin, Booster Gold (the superhero)

 

[hyperhammy]

Kill Booster Gold, mage screw Robin, marry Batman =D
Jennifer Anston, your past self, your future self

 

[SoloStoffe]

Screw Jennifer, kill my past self an... OH SHI-



Jesus Christ, Muhammad, The first Buddah

 

[hyperhammy]

Marry Jesus, kill Muhammed, screw Buddah

That guy that invented those little plastic tips on the end of your shoelaces, Your mom, his mom

 

[SoloStoffe]

Kill his mom, screw my mom, marry that shoelace-tip guy.



Yatzhee, Graham Stark, Catherine Deveere.

 

[hyperhammy]

Marry Yatzhee, kill Star, screw Catherine.
Gordon Freeman, Master Chief, Marcus Phoenix

 

[Zacharine]

Kill Master Chief, Screw Gordon, Marry Marcus.

Agatha Heterodyne, Grunt the Krogan, Gimli son of Gloin

 

[Disaster Button]

Kill Agatha, Doink Grunt and Marry Gimli.

Sarah Connor, Captain Janeway, Sailor Moon.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Kill Sarah Connor, marry Cpt. Janeway, fuck Sailor Moon.

Solid Snake, Felecia, Travis Touchdown.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Double post. Sorry bout' that.

 

[greenyboy27]

Screw Snake , Kill Travis Touchdown , Marry Felecia

- Link
- Duke Nukem
- Thrall (WoW)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Kill = Thrall (Never seen him/her before)

Marry = Duke (He'll never turn up to the wedding)

Screw = Link (Only if that dammed fairy isn't there)

Groucho Marx, Old Greg and The Count from sesame street

 

[crewman_number_6]

Kille greg, screw the Count ( he loves to *beep*), and marry Groucho

Cortana, Marilyn Monroe, and Orihime