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[dalek sec]

I smother you to death with his brain.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I throw you in water...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shatter your body with my uber mallet.

 

[dalek sec]

I kill you with my beam weapon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I kill you with my level 9000000 lazor.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I kill you with my level 1 minigun

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I kill you with my level 10 minigun.

 

[Echo 369]

My space shark descends upon you from orbit and bites your face off.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punch you in the nose. You randomly get thrown into a star.
Edit: NEW MEMBER!!!!!!!!! HAZING TIME!!!!!!!
*pulls out epic koi mace*

 

[Smagmuck_]

I rip you... IN HALF!

 

[Echo 369]

Space shark comes around for another pass.

Side swipes you with his tail.

 

[Lullabye]

i crush you

 

[Vrex360]

I fire the ray gun from my Scarab, turning you into a cloud of mist.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I beat you..............in the face.......................with a bat with nails drinev through it

 

[Vrex360]

I activate the Halo rings, while safely secured in the Ark along with the rest of the Covenant and some humans to be our slaves and various animal species from various planets as well.

All complex life in the galaxy with the exception of my little menagerie, is destroyed.

 

[Sassafrass]

I unleash the Brutes, sparking a civil war which you are the first casualty of.

 

[Lullabye]

nuff said.