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[Azraellod]

I activate a giant electromagnet, which catches your armor and immobilises you against it. I then stand opposite you and throw knives, which fly towards the electromagnet and impale you.

 

[Baby Eater]

i burn you with my toaster till you die

 

[Lambi]

Ah, my archnemesis eatmorebabiesmmg00d. You shall suffer at the hands of my GIANT TOASTER. WITH NO CHANCE OF ESCAPE. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I expose lambi89 to inordinate amounts of Boris. If that doesn't kill you, you'll at least be laughing on the floor so much that you are rendered incapable of attacking.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I strangle you with my scarf.

 

[Sam G]

I throw you off a radio tower, then poison you, then explode your time machine, then shoot you, then cancel your series, before bringing it back and forcing you to absorb the time vortex, and then kill you three more times which haven't yet been revealed.

 

[escapist_wolfand]

i shove you in a room that is completely unsymmetrical
you kill yourself soon after

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Boris introduces anti-wolf policies, with wolves and anyone associated with them being imprisoned on sight (as opposed to execution, for Boris is not unkind).

 

[escapist_wolfand]

pulls your wig off in front of everyone and the epic shinyness (dunno if that's a word, don't care xD) destroys a satellite which in turn falls on you

 

[Azraellod]

I nail you to a wall, set fire to your fur, and stab you repeatedly until you die.

 

[escapist_wolfand]

i chase you up a tree, then cut the tree, then carry it to the nearest volcano and drop it-and you-in

 

[Azraellod]

I hang you upside-down, then using a crane I lower you slowly into a vat of acid.

 

[escapist_wolfand]

uses awesome anime powers and pulls crane down with me, killing you as well

 

[cyber_andyy]

My avatar rockets your avatar

 

[escapist_wolfand]

pulls a "wolf in sheep's clothing" trick and eats you rawr xD

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Boris' shiny hair reflects the light into your eyes, causing you to fire blindly, sending a rocket high into the the sky, where it hits the moon, bringing it out of orbit and falling right down on you.

Dammit, Ninja'd

Ok, Boris instead sends a London train speeding your way while he thinks up of a more ironic plan.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I call a Kraken to kill your avatar.

 

[escapist_wolfand]

summons godzilla to grab your kraken and bash you with it

 

[Lambi]

I summon King Kong to fight Godzilla, they start to roll, crushing you in the process (and most likley me too, but hey, s*** happens)

 

[Azraellod]

I fill a water pistol with petrol, then squirt you with it for a while. Then I hit you with a fire bomb.