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Balaxe

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NOTE: How I killed might be a tad graphic and in no way does it reflect how I feel about who i'm killing. I just felt like being creative and killing you in a way no one else has said in this thread.

I push you in a swimming pool I had filled with petrol then I throw a nade in after you. As the firery petrol rains from the sky you painfully pull yourself out of the pool and slowly look up to see me towering over you hold a massive gun. I shoot repeatedly, you are bleeding out quickly, I proceed by picking up your barely-alive scorched corspe hold in my opposing hand I hold a sharp blade which I jam into your stomach and watch as all your organs spill from you. You fight for your life as a throw you, your body sliding across the floor, I walk up to you, lift up my right foot and curve stomp your head.

Marry Xmas =D
 

Guitar Gamer

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I rock your socks off,

while you try to figure out how that is possible I make like Pac-man and Walka all over your face with mounting climbing cleats
 

Balaxe

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My flock of Kryll form blocking your attack, they then swarm you feasting on the flesh off your bones. I then urinate on you.
 

Balaxe

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I throw hot chocolate at you, it quickly hardens...then I kick you in the groined and eat you.
 

Balaxe

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For killing me you go to jail and get renamed Clair by your cellmate, you commit suicide by the end of the week.
 

Balaxe

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Smash you over the head with a bottle, stabbing you repeatedly with they remaining handle then make you eat the shards. I then watch you slowly bleed to death.

(I think i'm starting to run out of ways of killing you)