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[DuplicateValue]

I stun you with my PURE AWESOME and beat you to death with your own rocket launcher.

 

[dalek sec]

I kill you with your squid badge.

 

[Code Monkey]

I give you a paridoxical statement, causing your head to explode.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I leap down from on high while making some hand signs and crush you with my Water Release: Water Shark Missile Technique

 

[Code Monkey]

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

 

[squidbuddy99]

I give you a boot to the head, decapitating you.

 

[Kud]

I cut the shit out of you with my scythe.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I turn into a universe-sized drill-themed robot constructed out of pure awesome and annihilate you with my mere presence.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I shine a spotlight on him. (Everyone knows ninjas die when they are illuminated too much).

 

[Code Monkey]

I force you to participate in 6 straight Mexican Car Washes. And you're not allowed to use elephants, or raisins.

 

[biscuit86]

I turn my gaze of death on you

 

[Code Monkey]

I confuse you with this statement:

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I rip out your spleen!

 

[Prideful Heretic]

Two words...Steven Seagal

 

[Code Monkey]

I tell you the answer to life, the universe and everything and your head explodes.

 

[Azraellod]

I stab you to death with the spikes on my millennium ring.

 

[Code Monkey]

I unleash the fangirls on you.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I cut your arms off

 

[Code Monkey]

I poke you with a red hot tent pole.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

set dynamite in your computer to explode in 50 seconds