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[SimpleChimp]

I dose your flames in water, then dunk you in battery acid, then light you on fire again.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I walk over and take the beltsander that abused your face as a child back to your head, thus disdorting it beyond preportions.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I let global warming kill you

 

[Baby Eater]

i stuff your(awesome) hat down your throat

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I hit your avatar with a train and then your body lands into a woodchipper, the pieces of that land in someones lawn and get run over by a lawn mower, the pieces are spat out of the lawn mower and land into a blender, someone takes a drink of you and then pours you into a garbage disposal...then you die.

 

[Baby Eater]

your avatar got rule 34d on launch day so much you explode

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I left your avatar in the toaster too long and it burned to death.

 

[Baby Eater]

I celebrate day of the chinchilla by killing your avatar

 

[Pm0n3y]

I eat you.
*phew* that wasn't too hard.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I talk about you being a flaming bag of popcorn until you explode from sheer frustration.

 

[Baby Eater]

I go back in time and eat you as a baby

 

[SimpleChimp]

Ninja'd!

I slowly tear you apart and feed you to ducks.

 

[Baby Eater]

i ninja you so badly you explode

 

[SimpleChimp]

I rip out your eyes and skull fuck you.

 

[Baby Eater]

whoa whoa whoa O_O

i stab you viciously in the heart rip it out then eat it

 

[Pm0n3y]

I eat you again.
I can do this all day!

 

[Baby Eater]

I stab whatever that is

 

[Lord Krunk]

I wipe that smile off your face.

With peanut butter!

 

[Azraellod]

I feed you into an incinerator. It's as good a way as any other.

 

[Jedamethis]

It seems you've already chopped your legs torso and one arm off, so I wait for you to die of blood loss