Turn you into an expensive vase, put the vase in a box, put the box in another box, mail the box to myself, and when it arrives, smash it with a hammer.
I simply do not unplug your avatar from the Matrix, and you die as the last bits of nutrients are sucked from your body to power a robot Texas Hold 'Em tournament.
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