Kill The Above User's Avatar

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I thought you had to kill the avatar? And also, did you just get ninja'd?

I throw a fireball at sam g's avatar.

 

[Sam G]

No, I was talking to Az... You too, though! Your friends kill you too!

 

[Azraellod]

I smash your head in with a hammer. Also I dance on your corpse.

Heh heh... Dude, you read Shojo manga...

Actually, I watched the anime. It was awesome.

 

[Fraught]

I put my lightsaber near you, and the heat it emits will set fire to your fur coat.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

I talk really quickly with no end and send imps after you....

 

[Azraellod]

I wedge a pumpkin on your head, and then cook it into a pie.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

As you cook CodeMonkey into a pie, i shove you in the oven.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get the Vault Boy to beat your avatar to death.

 

[Fraught]

Eh, an anime girl.

Nothing easier than just a regular lightsaber battle.

[small]Fast, efficient and gory.[/small]

 

[SteakHeart]

My avatar is from space, and has seen worse than your simple saber. Mr. Slug, as I shall now call him, pulls out a 313-kazillion bladed, 16-dimensional, purple laser sword and FUCKING PWNS YOU DEAD.

 

[Azraellod]

I throw salt at you and watch you foam to death.

 

[DoctorWhat]

I tempt you with delicious, delicious bacon and make you eat until you explode.

 

[TheSentinel]

I throw you into a sausage maker, leaving you to be sausaged alive.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

I see this as suited perfectly to my avatar. Hans guns down the Kinks, before being killed himself by the below avatar...

 

[Azraellod]

I shoot you in the chest. It seems the only appropriate death for you.

 

[Lady Nilstria]

I steal your scythe, use it to plow a particular field, and let the resulting undead minions KILL YOU. With apples. And catnip.

 

[Azraellod]

I push your glasses into your eye sockets until they break, and your eyes are full of glass. I then impale you on my scythe and wait for you to bleed to death.

[sup]Steal my scythe, and I will make you suffer.[/sup]

 

[Pimppeter2]

I stand there and judge you untill you commit suicide

 

[TheSentinel]

I show your avatar 4chan, and his head asplode.

 

[Azraellod]

I convince the people in your avatar to line up in a row, then swing my scythe and impale them all at once.