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[Lambi]

I stretch the goggles on your head very far back, while you are strapped to a wooden board with belts, I let go off the goggles and they smash your head in.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get Mike Patton to shoot you.

 

[Pm0n3y]

My mere presence makes you fall to your knees and cry in agony. But the angelic glare of my holy flame is too much for you to bare. You kill yourself, knowing that you are not worthy of being in the same universe (let alone, room) than my avi.

 

[Mr.logic]

my avatar confronts you in the most epic way possible and at the finale i got you to look at the lives you have ended feel terrible about it accept jesus christ then you let me kill you to be with him

 

[Lambi]

I rip your wings off, put them on an fly into the air, then drop you and, not the fall, but the sudden stop kills you.

[sup]Because it's not the fall...
It's the sudden stop that kills [/sup]

 

[Mr.logic]

I had auto raise cast on myself I return and I exact terrible vengance destroying the whole forum in the process

 

[Pimppeter2]

I buzz cut your hair, and it makes you suicidal

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I give you a monkey and the overload of awesome makes you explode

 

[Lambi]

I put you, Chuck Norris and Mr. T in the same room, then run far away. Then the room explodes from the level of awesome of having Chuck Norris and Mr. T in the same room.

 

[dalek sec]

I drop you with a single shot from my beam weapon.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I take out your batteries.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I headbutt you to death

 

[Sam G]

I stick multiple carrots in the barrels of your gun, so when you shoot at anyone it explodes.

 

[wolfy098]

I kill you by enjoying the caramelldansen!

 

[Rooster893]

All of a sudden the wolves in your avatar turn rabid and attack you.

 

[RawrMeister]

I eat you.
simple really.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I pop your right eye, then put a .44 round into your head.

 

[Sam G]

I trip you over and drown you in the puddle you're standing next to.
(YES! I've been saving that for about 2 weeks...)

 

[Mr.logic]

I slap you into oblivion

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shoot your face off with a shotgun.