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[dalek sec]

I have the Colony's gun batteries blast the hell out of you.

 

[Jammerz]

i chop off your eye stick thing and pee in the hole, which makes you malfunction and i turn into a giant dragon dat shoots exploding waffles, and all dat is left is a pile of ash and waffley debres

 

[Smagmuck_]

I get Cartman to harass you...

 

[dalek sec]

I have the Pegasus ram you.

 

[Lambi]

I electrocute you...TO DEATH!

 

[Sam G]

I call the Turks to... "dispose" of you.

 

[dalek sec]

I crush you with my anger.

 

[Lambi]

I crush you with my shuriken...TO DEATH!

[sup]The ...TO DEATH! is going to be my thing now[/sup]

 

[dalek sec]

I strangle you with your santa hat.

 

[Lambi]

I throw water on you...TO DEATH!

 

[dalek sec]

I crush you with a literal ton of sand.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I throw you in a tub.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I color both of your lights black and steal your spirit.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I force you into that water, and keep you there until you drown.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I blow out the fire, and you die in the cold

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I take your hat, you freeze, TO DEATH!

 

[Chronarch]

I throw a cookie at your head and you spontaneously combust.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I "Wheee . . . Plop." you . . . TO DEATH!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I ask what the flip you are even supposed to be, the realization that you don't actually know drives you crazy and you commit suicide, TO DEATH!