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[Guitar Gamer]

I take that Ukelele at the last second and shred with it to a point that you kill yourself out of shame

 

[Pimppeter2]

I punt you

 

[Sassafrass]

I. Lick. Your. Face.
And you die from shock.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I urinate a mysterious green liquid (which I am immune to), dissolving you.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I throw you into a fire

 

[CounterAttack]

I backstab you.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I dominate you until you rage quit

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I summon the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He bites your legs off.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I vacume you

 

[CounterAttack]

I send out a Capitalist Treecko, who uses Razor Leaf on you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I demote you, and you commit suicide

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I get your founder lord crown, and shove it down your throat, and set you on fire, and impale you with a sword, and hang you, and disembowel you, and jump on you, and BOOM HEADSHOT! you, and disentegrate you, and stone you, and decapitate you, and lobodomise you, and stick my tongue out at you, and gas you, and execute you, and starve you, and slowly remove limbs with a buzzsaw you, and lacerate your abdomen you, and give you blunt, cranial trauma you, and bear hug you, and squishify you, and freeze you, and electrocute you, and burn you, and blind you, and eat you, and acidify you, and alkalise you, and drown you, and throw you off a cliff you, and hammer you, and nail you, and castarate you, and step on your toes you, and bite you, and rocket launch you, and smite you, and kick you in the crotch you, and murder you. ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

 

[dalek sec]

I have zombies eat your brains.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I shove the burger so far down you mouth you choke to death on it. Then I jump on your face for no reason.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I grab you by the horns and throw you into a Starbucks.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I steal your burger, cover it in poison vomit, then give it back to you.