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[ravensshade]

I'd dress you in the fur of nearly extinct animals and watch you get ripped apart by fanatics

 

[dalek sec]

I have those deadly dust devil things from Stargate Universe tear you apart.

 

[ravensshade]

i distract you while someone shoot's you full of ARROWS

 

[dalek sec]

I have those killer squid things from the jungle planet in Universe attack you.

 

[iFail69]

I would get... THE DOCTOR!!!! :O

the disco doctor though, the normal one wouldn't be able to win

 

[dalek sec]

I have you thrown into the time vortex.

 

[JohnReaper]

I grab a bayonet and run it trough your eye stalk then say "ashes to ashes dust to dust"

 

[dalek sec]

I feed you to the wraith from Stargate Atlantis.

 

[Quad08]

Crush you with a very large rock

 

[dalek sec]

I have a massive wave smash into you.

 

[Quad08]

I send my armored rhino to impale you

 

[dalek sec]

I have the CSI: NY team arrest you for killing me.

 

[Amzer]

This entire forum page get nuked. I am the only survivor.

KILLTACULAR

 

[Quad08]

I jump out from under a rock and stab you to death

 

[Amzer]

The knife bounces off my armor and hits you between the eyes.

 

[dalek sec]

I have the cylons hack your power armor, leaving you powerless when they attack.

 

[Lambi]

I pickpocket you and put a very small nuke in your pocket. Then I run far away and activate it. You die instantly.

 

[crow114]

The battle has interrupted my eternal slumber, I no longer sleep in my home at Ry'leth, you stare in awe as an orb of pitch black gathers in the sky above you. The bodies and buildings that coat the landscape are no protection to you anymore, a blinding light pierces your visor as I step forth from my slumber and sing a song that brings the end of times, you run as fast as your feeble mortal feet can carry you. But before long you are in my grip and darkness grips you as all life leaves your body, and your immortal soul takes its place in never ending torture, amongst the other damned souls, and then all is quiet.

 

[Lambi]

WOAH!
O...k...
o_0
Umm...
I...slash you into pieces with my shuriken.

[sup]I hope...[/sup]

 

[crow114]

The pieces reassemble before your startled eyes, you cannot kill that which can eternally slumber, my gaze fixes upon you and instantly you mind is filled with all of the terrible truths that lie hidden beyond this pitiful island hidden amongst a placid sea of terror. I return to my dark work as you stand in state worse than death, contemplating all that is to be known.