Kill the Ant
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Exile. It's our only chance to be free.
The ant plunges below the ice to the frozen river below.
The ant plunges below the ice to the frozen river below.
The ant landed on a patch of ice which drifted it back to civilization.
I brought the ultimate anteater to seek and devour it!
I brought the ultimate anteater to seek and devour it!
But this is no ordinary ant.
This ant has super strength and easily defeats the anteater.
We need a super anteater for such a super ant.
This ant has super strength and easily defeats the anteater.
We need a super anteater for such a super ant.
Sorry they went extinct a loooong time ago buddy. No hope of bringing them back.
How about we hire every kick ass game protagonist and have them kick the ants ass. I will invited Commander Shep, you guys get everyone else...got it. Okaaaaay BREAK.
How about we hire every kick ass game protagonist and have them kick the ants ass. I will invited Commander Shep, you guys get everyone else...got it. Okaaaaay BREAK.
Ants don't have asses. They have abdomens. Therefore this plan cannot work somehow.
Why don't we just spray it with Raid?
Why don't we just spray it with Raid?
It's wearing an ant size gas mask and coated itself in a coating that repell the spray!
How about stepping on it with a metal boot?
How about stepping on it with a metal boot?
Ant jetpack. This little fella is resourceful.
Surface to air missles should neutralize the tango.
Surface to air missles should neutralize the tango.
Unfortunately, ant sized missles do not have sufficient propelsion to reach such a distant target.
Damn...uh...should we do a rain dance and hope that lightning strikes it?
Damn...uh...should we do a rain dance and hope that lightning strikes it?
The ant is able to crawl out of the room, everyone knows ants can always get into and out of places.
Napalm should do the trick
Napalm should do the trick
It evolve into a super Fire ant that allow it to resist the intence heat and fire!
Let just use a vacuum cleaner to suck it up and trap it in the dust forever!
Let just use a vacuum cleaner to suck it up and trap it in the dust forever!
the ant chews its way through the dust bag, ants have very short life spans, if we wait, perhaps it'll die of its own accord?
Other dimensions don't kill things! 
(But can, and has remortalised the ant)
Strap it to a PGM, and aim it at an ammo dump... lots of explosions!
(But can, and has remortalised the ant)Strap it to a PGM, and aim it at an ammo dump... lots of explosions!
You didn't strap it tight enough and the ant landed in the nuclear bunker instead.
Send in Charizard and make it use Fire Blast, it's super effective!
Send in Charizard and make it use Fire Blast, it's super effective!
This ant is sneaky, it won't be defeated by a silly type advantage.
The ant used rock slide, it's 4x effective against Charizard.
We need a real dragon for this,
Bahamut.
The ant used rock slide, it's 4x effective against Charizard.
We need a real dragon for this,
Bahamut.
But the ant is friend to the Dovahkiin!
I say let cover the ant in oil and set up a lighter nearby, burn ant burn!
I say let cover the ant in oil and set up a lighter nearby, burn ant burn!