Killed by a Ridiculously Underpowered Enemy

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Geth Reich

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felbot said:
i was at the top of the leader board in killing floor with my sharp shooter, just one enemy left and what happens? i decided to take a gore fast 1v1 with my knife.

I don't know why I tried either.
Regardless of the fact I generally play on Hard or above, I still feel humiliated when hugged to death by a single Clot on Killing Floor. No amount of dosh could make me feel better then.....


Goddamn C-Virus zombies in Resident Evil 6 are ridiculously dangerous for shambling corpses! Especially when I already trounced RE4 and 5 on Professional mode several times! And don't get me started on any low level enemy bastard who gets you from behind in the middle of a boss-fight, there's a special place in gaming hell for those gits.
 

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Fucking Crawlers and Stalkers in Killing Floor. Ridiculously weak cannon-fodder enemies, but they're SO ANNOYING to hit, because Stalkers are fucking invisible and Crawlers are small, jump everywhere, attack in groups, are fast, and spawn in the most annoying places.

Despite the humongous tank enemies in the game like Fleshpounds, Scrakes and Gorefasts, easily 90% of all damage you take in Killing Floor is from Stalkers or Crawlers, because they are completely bullshit like that.

vallorn said:
(Dear god BM team I can beat HL1 on hard and did so as prep but those Marines are bullshit on toast.)
"Oh wow, full health, mostly full energy, I'm doing pretty good!" Then they shoot you three times and you die instantly.

What sticks out in my mind is the fucking encounter in Lambda Core, when you have to scout an area ahead for the scientists are you're trapped in a front desk while soldiers repel down. FUCK THAT MOMENT. Easy difficulty, multiple years of shooter experience, full health, full ammo, using all of my strong guns, memory of where soldiers appear, and complete concentration, and it took around half an hour to beat the moment where four soldiers spam you, immediately followed by five more, while two snipe you from above, when there's no health or suit power lying around in a close-quarters and no cover area where shotgunners LOVE to two-shot you.

Fuck that.
I HATE Stalkers and Crawlers. The former because they only ever bloody show up three times in a long game and as a Commando I need to kill roughly 1 million to level up and the later because you can gurantee that they will jump you from behind as you drag your bleeding crippled self to a safer zone after fending off an army of Fleshpounds and Scrakes!
 

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I can handle being killed by underleveled things. What pisses me off is when I accidentally kill myself while trying to kill said underleveled creatures. I was playing Borderlands 2, I was going to kill a GUN loader with a rocket launcher. The rocket hit a random piece of geometry right in front of me and knocked me down just low enough that I couldn't shoot over the cover I was in. So even though this nearly dead weak thing was there, I couldn't shoot it to get second wind.
 

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Tahaneira said:
Getting killed by Swarmers in ME3. That hurts the ol' pride.
I was just about to post that. also mass effect 1 getting killed by husks. damn shock attack.
 

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
This happens in Halo on Legendary all the time.

- Have a hard-as-nails fight to the death against Hunter Pair/Brute Chieftain/Elite General.

- Just win by the skin of your teeth.

- "Holy shit did you see that?! I'm fucking aweso-" *get shot by unseen Grunt*

- "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
this x10, You never expect a grunt to kill you, with there needles and plasma pistols.

I would also add LOTRBFME2ROTWK (the lord of the rings battle for middle earth 2 the rise of the witch king)
t's an RTS and I will defeat an entire army only to have someone sneak a level 1 hero in and start blowing up all my farms
 

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Killed by a pair of chickens in Sleeping Dogs. There's one tucked away spot where they're near one of those lockboxes. I tried to attack them first and then they just fought back and it's really hard to hit them since they're so small. And they also have an absurd amount of HP.

But I picked the fight so I decided to make it to the death, and while I got one of them, the survivor finished me off.
 

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The Wykydtron said:
T-t-t-t-t-TRIPLE POST! XD

EDIT: Oh now who's talking... Instant post before I even wrote my damn sentence because the enter button decides to I want to post instead of just spacing down. Thanks Instant Karma.

OT: Minions in LoL. Especially on lower levels. You face tank a whole minion wave at level 3 and lol that's half your health gone. It's hilarious to just about lose a 1v1 with the guy left on like 50 HP but he's still taking minion aggro so there're these little orbs of death follow him until he dies.
THOSE DAMN MINIONS!

OT: I was playing a bot game in LOL with my friend a couple of days ago as kha zix and I was just about to kill an Ashe bot when she used her ulti and ran away leaving the minions to kill me. It was really embarrassing since she was also only 15 health. It was like a Bad Luck Brian meme: plays a custom game, gets outsmarted by a bot
 

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Shanicus said:
I distinctly remember wiping out the Merchant's building filled with all it's powerful mercenaries and a couple of guards, then dying to a woman with a Knife when I stopped to heal myself. Despite having a 75 in Spears and constantly stabbing at her, I didn't hit her once while she carved me into small pieces.

Scariest old woman in history, that one.
Bitches be packin' daggers, yo.
Barenziah's daedric pigsticker in particular will give you trouble, but its still worth picking a fight, that way you can free-clear Helseth AND his entire royal guard. And if you can win THAT fight, you are god.

Or you hid on the throne and used squishy-wizard magic to kill them all without getting hit.

But if you wanna complain about Morrowind ever, complain about getting the one hand-to-hand guy BEHIND you, knocking you out before you notice, then keeping you locked down while the hammers beat you to death
 

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Okay this is a simple tale.

I was playing Oblivion with my character which was rather low leveled. I was killing random enemies in the forest until I was fairly low on health. So I decided to run to the Imperial city via the waterfront. Ran by a group of mudcrabs and one managed to nip my ankles and I fell in the sand dead.

Remember kids, don't underestimate the mud crab.
 

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VoidWanderer said:
So, apparently, in Borderlands 2 when you are following the C3-PO's retarded dwarf cousin around, the torch by his place will kill you. By jumping on it.
Is it just me or does BL2 seem to enjoy inflicting petty death. Tried the LoTR easter egg today. Let Geary hit me then I took off team rocket style straight into freakin volcano caldera. Had to be a bug but still, it was extremely embarrassing.

Edit: Forgot to mention how my friend got killed after he and I killed Terramorphous. He fell on him...
 

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This keeps happening in Guild Wars 2.

These are but some of the creatures I've been defeated by:

A bandit.
A spider (not a giant spider, just a spider
A Flower (to be fair, it was poisonous)
 

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theemporer said:
This keeps happening in Guild Wars 2.

These are but some of the creatures I've been defeated by:

A bandit.
A spider (not a giant spider, just a spider
A Flower (to be fair, it was poisonous)
There's something puzzling me about GW2 right now. Okay...sometimes there's some sort of yellow-white glow that suuuddenly yanks away all of my health and I die, but I've no idea why since...the enemy could be dead - VERY DEAD, in fact, since I'm a Blood Legionnaire Charr - and I'll have engaged a support power that's suppose to CURE ALL CONDITIONS. What the hell is that?

OT: Okay, this didn't actually kill me, but I'm sure it did SOMEONE...

Chickens from Legend of Zelda games.
 

Tanis

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I don't know how many times in TES3:M I got killed by some 'worthless' enemy like a rat or mudcrab.

>_>
 

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You ever play a Kirby game and get killed by one of the mobs with a broom? The ones that don't even have an attack, they just shove you into pits? *le sigh*
 

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A while back, in Burning Crusade WoW, I was running as a carefree nukemage through Nagrand. I just solo'd this hugeass mammoth, much to my surprise (it was a good 3-4 levels higher than me) and I was on very low health, so I thought I'd peg it for the nearest town on my land mount. Then out of nowhere are critical fireball came out of a cave and one-shoted me. It was a trash mob a good 5 levels lower than me.
I didn't even get to loot the mammoth :c
 

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Halo Reach on Legendary.

Grunts are NOT meant to be that strong. You get surrounded by 4 of the bastards and you are finished. In the other games or the books a fucking ODST could deal with those grunts, and yet me as a SPARTAN in shielded armor gets absolutely raped? Shit, you guys.
 

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I'm not sure if this counts, but here goes.

Recently I took up Dwarf Fortress, an incredibly detailed simulator where everything down to the emotions of all your Dwarves are simulated constantly. Well I had just survived a lengthy siege, and though we made it out okay my Dwarves were not happy. Particularly unhappy was my max-level master Axedwarf, for the rest of this story I will call him by his randomly generated game name, Solun.

So, Solun has legendary level axe wielding, armor use, and various other combat skills, as well as high tier equipment. However, despite being a master warrior, Solun is also afraid of insects.

Now, during the siege we had to survive exclusively on food stores, and had to ration food. No one was happy, add in combat stress from the military dwarves and you have a time bomb (yes, Dwarf Fortress DOES simulate that).

So, normally I keep cats in the fortress to kill off vermin like mice and roaches. However, because of the siege they had to be caged so that they would not be risked being killed by combat (Cats, unlike other pets, choose owners for themselves rather than the other way around, and losing a pet causes significant depression in a Dwarf, which I absolutely did not need while my fortress was under siege).

The siege is over, and I can finally end rationing of food. So people begin eating like normal again, ie by bringing all their food to the dining hall and gathering and generally (at least I like to assume) having a good time. Among them is Solun.

Remember how I said that Solun is deathly afraid of large insects? Remember how I said that the cats were caged and hadn't been let back out yet and so could not kill off vermin and insects? And how everyone is gathered together in a small place in the presence of an unstable weaponmaster equipped with high-level gear?

Well, along comes a couple cockroaches. Solun completely flips shit and throws a tantrum, killing a number of Dwarves in only a few minutes. This greatly upsets a number of the other war wear Dwarves, military and otherwise, who then proceed to throw their own tantrums and begin attacking each other.

At the end of it, the appearance of a cockroach at the wrong time caused my population to be reduced from 124 to 16, 4 of whom were permanently crippled, and another 7 had to be hospitalized (miraculously, the doctor had not been severely injured in the fight).

Not a rad roach, not a mutant super cockroach, by the way. An ordinary cockroach that normally only exist as playthings for my cats.

It wasn't a loss, but it was a significant setback that I did, fortunately, manage to recover from.

By the way, I'm not at all upset about this. Learning, largely through failure, is a part of the Dwarf Fortress experience (the game's motto is "Losing is Fun!"). Plus it's kind of a funny story.

Also, I highly recommend anyone with the time check out Dwarf Fortress. It is completely free and donation supported, and runs in Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux, and requires very little computing horsepower to run (the default game uses ASCII characters for everything, but there are graphics packs you can install. I highly recommend getting the Lazy Newb Pack if you try DF). Though reading the wiki is basically essential, it is well worth it to do so, and it is also very well written and readable and quite humorous in many cases.