Killing spree in Hungary... with a twist

[Giftfromme]

He was brought to the tipping point after being called curvaceous and he needed to straighten the family member out.

 

[BreakfastMan]

If I can cut in, I just have something I need to say: you guys just get straight to the point, you know that? Sometimes I fear that you all have severed your connections to the real world. Sometimes I wish I could dissect your minds to see what causes these disconnections from reality.

 

[arnoldthebird]

I wonder if the OP expected their thread to become a pun fest...

 

[=HCFS=Discoman]

what rapier wit of everyone commenting.
I see the article cuts to the heart of the matter.


And I can't think of any more puns that you guys didn't already use.

 

[Starik20X6]

I'll need to sharpen my wit if I want to duel with any of these puns...

 

[Risingblade]

Oh making jokes about a killing spree how edgy!

 

[The Pinray]

Wow, I shouldn't be laughing this hard about something so terrible. Goodness, I feel dirty now.

 

[Bat Vader]

It took 135 members of the police force and members of Hungary's counter-terror unit to capture one guy with a sword? I must admit I am curious to know what the family argument was about.

 

[Giftfromme]

He wanted to point out that he was a cut above the rest. He was already on edge and took a stab in the dark to see where the next point in his life would be.

 

[Death Carr]

I wonder if the argument was about how many police officers it would take to subdue him if he murdered his family with a sword?

 

[RN7]

So...even though I find this little pun fest amusing...I wonder why no one has really commented seriously on the fact that it took over 135 trainer law enforcement agents, to stop one civilian, armed with a sword. I think that's where the real humor lies.

 

[CommanderL]

this is shocking and you should all be ashamed for your low blows

 

[Trillovinum]

I'd like to cut in here and say that now his head is next on the chopping block.

Also I'd like to point out that it is becomming increasingly difficult to come up with new sharp remarks and puns that could add to this already edgy conversation...

Unless I hack into a sword pun database or something...
or perhaps even spearhead an entirly new point of view.

 

[Varrdy]

Jesus wept, what's with all the crap puns?

Cut it ou...SHIT!!!

 

[Rawne1980]

Police said 135 officers were involved in the operation to capture the man, alongside members of the country's counterterror unit.

Was it just a random guy with a sword or the fucking Highlander.

I wonder if they all did a pile on when they caught him.

 

[Thaluikhain]

About the 135 thing...was that to catch him, or was that to find him, or to surround a large area in which he was in to stop him wandering out or somesuch?

And, yes, you don't need guns to kill people. They do help a lot though.

 

[loc978]

Am I the only one who wants details on what kinds of swords the guy used? I guess being a collector just makes me a little curios. [sub][sub]...the hell am I doing? That pun was entirely visual and awkward to pronounce![/sub][/sub]

In any case, it takes a real bastard to do that sort of thing.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

A sword? 135 cops? I guess this guy's methods must have been...
*sunglasses*
... Cutting edge

 

[Phisi]

He seems a but blunt to me, why would anyone do that? Seems like a straight case, the police won't have much evidence to hack through in here.

 

[awesomeClaw]

I guess the family needs to Cut Down on their nagging.

If it took over one hundred guys to take him, Hungary really needs to Trim their law enforcement.