King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[Froggy Slayer]

Pretty simple, really. You have to take the hill from the current owner, the catch being that it must be in a way consistent with your avatar. I'll begin.

*AK Gandalf lies down on the hill, and begins to smoke his pipe*
MY HILL

 

[Euryalus]

The Pint sized Slasher walks up and nonchalantly stabs Gandalf to death.

You are the child of my makers, inheritor of all they left behind, but this ring hill IS MINE!

 

[thesilentman]

Lemme just use the shadows...

*Kicks into oblivion*

THIS HILL IS PRIDE'S!! PRIDE'S!!!!!

 

[Rooster893]

"Let me challenge you to an arm wrestling match, ya big... metal.... dude!"

*uses the PlayCo ArmBoy and defeats him to win rightful ownership of the Hill*

*pumps fist and cups hand around mouth* WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Really?"
*Shoots small cartoon animal with shotgun until a thin red paste is all that remains of it*
"Your move everyone else."

 

[SomeLameStuff]

*punch punch punch punch punch*

My hill now!

 

[thesilentman]

SHADOW POWER.

MY HILL NOW.

 

[Dead Seerius]

"HEEEEEEEEERRE'S JACKIE!"

Axed, conquered, strangely laughed at.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Flamethrower.

My hill.

 

[thesilentman]

Shadows again.

MY HILLLLL!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Flash bangs and ninja powers... MY HILL!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Infects you with Gingervitus*

My hill.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I change my apperance as the above ginger avatar and during the confusing, I kicked him off

MY HILL!!!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I punch the above avatar so hard that it's head falls off.

MY HILL!

 

[Mullac]

It's a strange and rather unknown fact that the above avatar is very afraid of caterpillars, for reasons only known to his mother...

MY HILL!

 

[Porygon-2000]

I squash the above with my righteous and sturdy boot

MY HILL!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I hack the above avatars bank account and then bribe the government to massively increase the hat tax. Because the above avatar no longer has a way to pay his massive hat tax he was forced to do back alley surgery. During one botched surgery he contracted syphilis because the patient exploded. The above avatar was forced to whore himself out as a high class prostitute for money to pay for his expensive medicine. One day I visited the above avatar for some blackscreen. After said blackscreen, instead of paying said avatar I shot him in the face and laughed.

Luckily I'm immune to STDs, so... My hill I guess.

 

[willofbob]

FREEZAGA!
FIRAGA!
ULTIMA!
HADOKEN!

My hill now.

 

[Terratina.]

*Uses Morph*

Double damage to you, half damage to me mofos!

*Casts a flurry of spells on the pitiful Black Mage*

*99999999999999999999999999999 Damage*

He dead.

My hill.

 

[StormShaun]

*Comes out of nowhere*

Oh hai, I see this is your hill.

*Pulls out of shot/existence*

My hill now!
I will pull anyone into oblivion!