King of the hill

[M0rp43vs]

An old forum game I used to play but I can't for the life of me remember if I've ever played this on the escapist.

The premise is simple. There is a hill. Someone else is already king of that hill. You want that hill. Feel free to usurp it by any means you deem necessary.

The hill belongs to some indians. I buy it from them with 1000 gold dubloons, a tonne of silver and a blanket of small pox.

My hill.

 

[tobi the good boy]

I violently shove a jelly doughnut in your eye and steal the hill while you're in delicious pain.

The hill is now mine

 

[M0rp43vs]

I show you bad Naruto slashfics. Your eyes and brains burst faster than you can say "take me sasuke!"

My brain-, eye-jelly covered hill

 

[tobi the good boy]

I retort by taking sasuke passionately in a manly fashion(I feel only shame) and jam a second jelly doughnut in your other eye.

My brain, eye, jelly and sasuke love covered hill.

 

[mcpop9]

DYNAMIC ENTRY! and i kick you off the hill

The hill is now mine.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I place a giant mirror in front of the hill. You run away from the hill thinking that the reflection is the real thing

My unguarded hill

 

[tobi the good boy]

I light the hill on fire and laugh maniacally.

The hill is now mine... I think?

 

[StormShaun]

I dig a pitfall underneath him and watch him as he wriggles around trying to free myself...also I put ferrets in his pants...AHAHA!

My hill NOWZ!

 

[StormShaun]

Ignore post pleases!

 

[RaNDM G]

"No."

I pull an

ACROBATIC FUCKIN' PIROUETTE

to the top of the hill and kick Shaun in the back of the head. I watch him tumble down.

The hill is mine.

"Aww YEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!"

 

[mcpop9]

RASENGAN! and i shove it into Ran's chest, propelling him off the hill.

Mein!

 

[RaNDM G]

"Aw..."

I am propelled off of the hill.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I crash a helicopter in front of the current owner.

Mine by default... See 'Finders Keepers.'

 

[M0rp43vs]

I use a giant laser kill sat... and crash it onto the hill and rebuild the hill twice as big, with black and hookerS!

 

[StormShaun]

I placed a nuke under the hill before that...AHAHA, "This ain't yo thread anymore,AHAHAHA!" *BOOM*

then I build an underground hill. Bwhaha, try take from me now!

[small]Oh wait![/small]

 

[Shanaar]

Spoiler: mmmmmm Let me try this.

My hill because I asked it nicely.

 

[willofbob]

my hill, because I have a big stick.

loaded into a gun

 

[tobi the good boy]

I open a dimensional rift between the land of flames and the hill, drawing into it all of existence. minus me and the hill.

I now live in a bleak empty universe with a hill... crap

 

[Shanaar]

A rift opens and they come along.

Spoiler: They

Now it is.... wait crap there's.

 

[jackanderson]

I play Justin Bieber's entire collected works at full blast directly at the hill whilst I wear noise canceling headphones.

Now I'm King Of The Hill.