Kinky Text Message Adverts

[ThatJagoGuy]

Okay, you know those adverts that are on frequently after midnight? They usually feature three supposedly sexy girls (in actuality closely resembling reluctant European sex workers) in bar-skank attire, having far too much fun texting. Now those adverts suggest that you use their service to talk to "hot girls in your area" via text message... for a hefty fee of course.

I'm puzzled though.

These adverts are always geared towards blokes. So where do the women who return messages come from?! I've never seen a counterpart advert aimed at women. Are the women employed to send the texts in much the same way that big fat bored housewives man [woman] the phones of sex hotlines?!

Don't worry - I'm not quite lonely and depraved enough to go for this kind of crap!! I'm just curious as to how such a system operates.

Suggestions??

 

[Zangamarth]

Women are paid to do that, more than likely. That or guys are paid to pretend to be women doing it.

 

[bad rider]

Stream TV off the internet while paying for sky. You don't feel guilty because you paid for it and there are less ad's. (if you use the right sites)

 

[The_Echo]

I think it's all fake. ESPECIALLY texting ones. How the bloody hell are you gonna know if it's even a girl?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I think it's all fake. ESPECIALLY texting ones. How the bloody hell are you gonna know if it's even a girl?

That is the truth.

It is all (most likely) rigged. Calling ones are probably just call girls payed to do it and the texting ones probably sometimes aren't even that.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Okay, but how do these services make money?! I mean, there surely can't be enough people foolish enough to keep a company afloat financially.

 

[skcseth]

It's probably a bunch of dudes texting people out of their basements, kind of like a sexual telemarketing thing.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I remember once I woke up mind numbingly early for some reason and when I got downstairs (already in my school uniform and everything) went downstairs to fin out that niggling question in my mind "I wonder what kind of TV they show at 4:30 in the morning?". Turns out this shit's still on! Also old re-runs of Brainiac from about 5 years ago. God why didn't I just go to sleep again?

 

[arc101]

You know that you need to go to bed when you start to see this adverts becasue it is actually tomorrow.

 

[Keshihead]

I get fed up of seeing all those ads as well. You see them all the time late at night. "Girls in your area wanting to talk to you". If they wanted to talk to me, then THEY should ring ME, not the other way round.

You see it in the small print that it's 25p to send a message, but £1.50 to RECEIVE one! That's how they're making their money!

 

[Legion]

Okay, but how do these services make money?! I mean, there surely can't be enough people foolish enough to keep a company afloat financially.

Never be surprised at the extent of human stupidity. Ever.

 

[megapenguinx]

It's just either a computer, or a bunch of guys. Seriously though, texting??? How sad must you be....

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Okay, but how do these services make money?! I mean, there surely can't be enough people foolish enough to keep a company afloat financially.

You forget the large number retarded sex starved rejects who think its real.

 

[FluffX]

God why didn't I just go to sleep again?

Because the clown will eat you.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

God why didn't I just go to sleep again?

Because the clown will eat you.

I knew that clown was up to something! Also nice thought just before I'm going to bed in a room with a picture of The Joker on the wall!

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

it was a documentery on it in Norway some time ago the documentery stated that the ¨girls¨ where paid by a company. the people who talked with the girls lost 5 dollars a message. there was even a guy who lost 30000 kr

6 kr = 1 dollar

Woah! You could buy a harem of prostitutes for that.