Kixeye Countersuit Gives Zynga Both Barrels

[SL33TBL1ND]

That was a fucking scathing countersuit. This should be a fun one.

 

[repeating integers]

Arright, I want a rap battle made of this and I want it now. Get on it, internet.

 

[RJ 17]

What is a company? A miserable little pile of rip-offs! But enough talk... HAVE AT YOU!

Ah...ahhh....sarcasm. For what profit is it to a company if it gains a world of rip-offs but loses its own soul? EA 16:26, I believe...

Seriously though...how the fuck is Zynga still a thing?

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

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They have their own company crest in the jobs section:

Also go back on the website and click on the "PRESS" button in the top hotbar. DO IT!

Dancing fucking unicorns.

Holy
Fucking
Shit

Well I know what I want when I grow up.

 

[Siege_TF]

Kixeye today the enemy is at our door! We know our duty, and we will do it! We fight for our honour as ligitmate buisnessmen, as game developers, ahnd we fyte in tha nayme of tha empra!

Whoops, accent slipped. Seriously though, this is vicious stuff, I'm surprised they can go on record with it.

 

[DeliciousTruffle]

Zygna's decomposition is endlessly fascinating. I don't usually enjoy news of companies falling apart, but I have no sympathy for those who commit and profit off of so much creative theft.