Know your frenemy

[Kajt]

FPSes.
"My hands are shaking! My hands are shaking! BUT I STILL GET MY HEADSHOTS!"
Hrrm.

 

[Hazy]

TF2 Sniper/Spy Achievements (Pre Update.)
The bastards just came at random! But they were so cool...

 

[ae86gamer]

My car... I love it, and put all my money into it. I buy it new rims, a supercharger, and I take care of it as if it were alive. But that s.o.b. is always screwing up or doesn't want to turn on. I wish we could just be friends :"(

 

[goatzilla8463]

My hair.

It is great when it is at its full length and I pull like a demon.

But, my teachers hate me and are constantly looking for ways to get me in trouble.

 

[Jang]

My hair.

It is great when it is at its full length and I pull like a demon.

But, my teachers hate me and are constantly looking for ways to get me in trouble.

You... blame your hair fot this?

 

[Hitman 43]

Hamsters.

They are so cute, but they all hate me!

Where are you getting this from?

 

[goatzilla8463]

My hair.

It is great when it is at its full length and I pull like a demon.

But, my teachers hate me and are constantly looking for ways to get me in trouble.

You... blame your hair fot this?

Yep. You're new but some people here know about my hilarious hair-do.

Basically, I used to have this ridiculous 10cm long, Dragonball Z style hair. It made a huge dent in my wallet as I had to spend my soul buying wax and gel to spike it up.

Anyway, my teachers eventually wrote to my parents and told them to get me a haircut. My hair is pretty short now but I will grow it back someday.

 

[Skeleon]

That hot peanut sauce this local Asia shop sells...
I use it for chicken, rice, wan tan, spring rolls, samosas...
Trouble is, I tend to get, well, bowel-related side-effects. And it friggin' burns.
I guess it might be an allergic reaction; but I just like this sauce way too much to stop buying it.
I'd keep eating it, even if it'd make me puke out my own intestines. That's how tasty it is.

 

[Jang]

My hair.

It is great when it is at its full length and I pull like a demon.

But, my teachers hate me and are constantly looking for ways to get me in trouble.

You... blame your hair fot this?

Yep. You're new but some people here know about my hilarious hair-do.

Basically, I used to have this ridiculous 10cm long, Dragonball Z style hair. It made a huge dent in my wallet as I had to spend my soul buying wax and gel to spike it up.

Anyway, my teachers eventually wrote to my parents and told them to get me a haircut. My hair is pretty short now but I will grow it back someday.

You are joking... right?

 

[goatzilla8463]

-snip-

Not in the slightest.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

The internet... and arguing, I like arguing but I'm not very good at it...

Also sweet avatar OP!

*Stares*

 

[razer17]

my PS2...

some people say that i should get the PS3 and ditch my old one, but i lurve my PS2
and my PS1... XD

yep this. screw next gen (except wii, i have one of those, not that i play it) i still play my ps2 quite a lot. and games are cheaper for it, that's a massive plus when you are poor like me. damn i need a job.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Procrastination.

It is a good past time but I don't get my homework done.

 

[Bellvedere]

Alcohol.

It's good but bad for ya.

It does terrible things to my wallet aswell. And my self-respect. Nothing like finding out the next day all the psuedo-philosophical/theological/personal things you confessed to a friend the night before....

And then finding out they were sober the entire time.

This kids is why you should never get drunk alone THEN look for company.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Procrastination.

It is a good past time but I don't get my homework done.

Damn you, I was just about to say that...

Well then I have to go with excessive coffee consumption (and I am just going to ignore the person who commented on it), I love it and need it badly these days, but I'm afraid I will get some sort off stomach rupture if I keep this on for much longer.

 

[VitalSigns]

My hair.
I want to cut it...
But I don't wanna! D: people say I look stupid people say I look good.
Help meh.

I have the same problem sometimes it looks good sometimes bad i really don't know what to do

judging by your picture me and you used to have similar hair, i had shoulder length, straightened, side bang, emo boy thing, you know what im talking about, i cut it much shorter and fauxhawked it, I look older and better now, and will never grow my hair out that long again.

my "frenemy"?

Escapist forum. I'm addicted.

 

[slevin8989]

My hair.
I want to cut it...
But I don't wanna! D: people say I look stupid people say I look good.
Help meh.

I have the same problem sometimes it looks good sometimes bad i really don't know what to do

judging by your picture me and you used to have similar hair, i had shoulder length, straightened, side bang, emo boy thing, you know what im talking about, i cut it much shorter and fauxhawked it, I look older and better now, and will never grow my hair out that long again.

my "frenemy"?

Escapist forum. I'm addicted.

Yeah it's a pain in the ass i keep it like this because it just falls in place no work goes into but thanks for the advice

 

[Owain Thomas Davies Ellis]

Fallout 3. Help.

 

[The Jono]

The world at large. When I put my mind to it, it can cause the complete cessation of any brain activity, including, but not limited to homework, essays, revision for a test the next day, computer games, self-awareness and cohesion of speech.

 

[Queen Michael]

Anything that offers momentary pleasure but no lasting satisfaction. Like Family Guy or Hägar the Horrible.