Kyle Brandon

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You may not have heard of him but Kyle Brandon is one of the up and comers in Microsoft's new prefabrication rights department. Failing initially in generalized ontological servitude examinations Kyle is now heading remarkable new research into the nature of bacterial computing in the Microsoft offsite germ processing plants.

Under his leadership we may all join a basic system of belief in which the functions of the system provided also serve as the mechanical "degraphic" user interface soon to be communally shared among remarkable individuals whose inherent decency and genetic makeup provides off-the-ground compatibility with the new systems of operational cognition.

Not to exclude potential enthusiasts in academic, entertainment, military or industrial spheres, the project will soon be widening the "needlepoint" bellcurve to encompass a more genetically standard spectrum of compatible occupants in this new organic-computing think tank. The revisions have been standardized to comply with Geneva and UN regulations regarding artificial cultivation and development of biological technologies including those not covered by Act 3211, passed in 1993 in anticipation of major corporate advances in these fields.

Now to you I bring this to your attention not as an immediate offer but as a message of things to come, serving as an adequate metaphor for the unpredictable nature of technological advance. Just as 400 years ago, the notion of a light hanging along every road in the country would be lunacy, soon there will be a new network of invisible illumination springing up across America and the rest of the world thanks to the microganic neural harmonics that will emerge from what now is but a slim ray of dissonance on the path to our hand in shaping human evolution.