L.A.D.E.L.S.
Learning and development executive literacy society.
Lazy and docile electric lamp society.
Loving and delicate eccentric ladies sodality.
The names are endless but one remains. L.A.D.E.L.S. What? Don't know about this menace? Have you been under a block of wax for the past few millennia? Ah bah I suppose I should inform you lest you fall victim to these malicious devils.
In conclusion, you are now suitibly equiped with the knowledge about L.A.D.E.L.S. Fight with pride my brothers, hopefully this world will never see their God, and never see them ever again.
[sub]For anyone I may have missed in the little blurb of people im sorry, if it was a big fuck up ill edit you in. If you want to get the real story about why I hate ladels you can PM me, it's not too long but messes up the mood of this. This was meant for the 1012 or 1011 post but I got excited for 1013 posts![/sub]
Learning and development executive literacy society.
Lazy and docile electric lamp society.
Loving and delicate eccentric ladies sodality.
The names are endless but one remains. L.A.D.E.L.S. What? Don't know about this menace? Have you been under a block of wax for the past few millennia? Ah bah I suppose I should inform you lest you fall victim to these malicious devils.
L.A.D.E.L.S. have been around since the dawn of time, they are the essential evil that exists to ruin man. Trousers? Who told you of "Trousers"? I did? Ah Christ I shouldn't tell you such things should I? Anyways you are foolish and ignorant! Perhaps there is some similarity between the two but they are completely different. They have had wars, wars for who truly may dominate the underworld. But enough about that, since the beginning of man L.A.D.E.L.S. Were even apparent in the form of a snake, temping. L.A.D.E.L.S. Prefer a more subtle approach than others, unlike trousers however they leave the soul, dark, tainted.
I want you to know something about L.A.D.E.L.S. and their religion. Yes they in fact do have a religion, one of a super L.A.D.E.L. One capable of throwing the world into permanent darkness. However this one is slumbering in between heaven and hell, waiting, resting. Thank God for trousers. You heard me, those soul sucking beasts actually deserve thanks. If it were not for them Stalin would have had enough human sacrifices in order to awaken him. Casualties? Sure the attack from Germany did have many casualties and more people died, but the order of which was disrupted. The temples where the souls were given to their God were destroyed and many rites were in place to seal what was broken.
With their aid, Russia and Germany were mere puppets in an age long war, however Hitler did something that neither side was too happy about, he called for a pact of non-aggression. Both the L.A.D.E.L.S. And the trousers were not pleased that this turn of events but the trousers stayed with their foolish leader. Long enough to force his hand against the Russians and L.A.D.E.L.S. This was more to their liking, with this war over L.A.D.E.L.S. And pants saw a brief moment of co-operation, oh was it brief because they immediately began their kind of war with the west. The "Cold war" was something that the L.A.D.E.L.S. were all too familiar with in terms of warfare. They fared well for a time, however while not letting them take direct control of the operations the focus was more on one-up man ship rather than espionage and tactical assassinations. So Russia lost this war and the L.A.D.E.L.S. were not affected in the slightest. No. They merely set their sights on the new power, the United States of America.
Yes, you are surprised? You shouldn't be, L.A.D.E.L.S. are a parasite, a plague on whoever they decide to settle on. They are also heartless when it comes to playing games with their hosts. They decide to have little pointless mind shattering tasks for them to do, or rather their children. Yes they target the youth of their host and recently they have chosen "literacy". It sounds so innocent doesnt it? Just having the children tested on literacy every thursday to ensure they are ready for their literacy test to prove that they have leet gramars jes? Anyways these activites were so boring, so mind boggoling useless that it drove them to the brink of insanity. To the point were a single bit of aggrivation caused them to snap and murder their fellows. The game started on March 16th, the town of 2535 all died on March 23rd. This was a great day for the L.A.D.E.L.S. gambling business.
Perhaps you have an opinion on bottled water, it destroying the environment, it is exploiting natural resources etc etc. Guess what? IT'S A TRICK! Those issues are mere ploys by these devils to keep us away from the true issues. The cat shortage, the lack of dragons, the genocide of griffins, why do we not question this? Because we are fed to care about the "environment" and "gas prices" you fools. Do not be tricked if you come across a situation where an opinion is only two, and the public has been made aware of it, it is likely a L.A.D.E.L. ploy.
Did you honestly think a place as populated as this would be safe from them? Imbecile. Yes they are already aware and planning the destruction of this holy ground. Even our virtuous moderators and the holy relic that is the banhammer are not safe. Keep in mind of their influence, and always be ready to fight it. This is not a call to arms, but a call to understand what may happen. Let us hope that the mod's stay strong and great members like Furburt, Hubilub(Even though I personally am not too fond of him), Fat Man Spoon, Sas, Vaude, Wayte, Thenamlessguy, IdealistCommi, Julianking93, Code Monkey, Donnyp, LeonLethality, WilliamWhite1,Amnestic, Lambi,Knight of some random number, Laxman9292, PimpPeter2, Enzilewulf, Jaranja, NeonBob, Fanboy, BonsaiK(The penguin giving relationship advice), Swollen Goat, Ravens_Nest(I think thats how you spell it?),and others. However not Asturiel, because he is not a great poster in the slightest.
In conclusion, you are now suitibly equiped with the knowledge about L.A.D.E.L.S. Fight with pride my brothers, hopefully this world will never see their God, and never see them ever again.
[sub]For anyone I may have missed in the little blurb of people im sorry, if it was a big fuck up ill edit you in. If you want to get the real story about why I hate ladels you can PM me, it's not too long but messes up the mood of this. This was meant for the 1012 or 1011 post but I got excited for 1013 posts![/sub]
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