Lamar Smith just won't quit it.

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godfist88

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OK, so SOPA and PIPA have been shelved for now, and the internet is celebrating. unfortunately it is a short lived victory. the creator of the SOPA bill, lamar smith, has introduced another bill that's even worse than those two.

http://www.slashgear.com/sopa-sponsor-has-another-internet-bill-that-records-you-247-20210264/

apparently this bill collects information about you and what you do 24/7. everytime you use your credit card your ISP is forced to collect data on what you do on the internet, and keep it for 18 months.

I don't know what the hell this guys problem is, but he needs to be booted from office.
 

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Angry Juju said:
Can someone just... take one for the team and brutally murder this guy? while they're at it can they beat everyone in the whitehouse senseless till they realize that they do not own the internet? thanks.
Oh lord, no. Killing him would just further his cause.

He's a Texas Republican congressman, the better solution would be to get at least four heavily waxed and moustachioed homosexuals in Village People garb to bugger him senseless, whilst ensuring the whole thing is recorded on tape. You may need to get a good voice actor to imitate his voice and dub over his protests with shouts of glee. And sue any broadcaster who shows any footage of it for copyright infringement.

That would kill him, politically.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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Angry Juju said:
Can someone just... take one for the team and brutally murder this guy? while they're at it can they beat everyone in the whitehouse senseless till they realize that they do not own the internet? thanks.
You know, I normally get paid to murder people but in this case I may just chalk this one down as "from the goodness of my heart".

OT:
Seriously, this guy is just trolling at this point. I doubt he even knows what the internet IS let alone how it works and yet he thinks he can control it. He's really got to be stopped before he ends up going over the deep end

 

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someone needs to make a time machine and do somthing simaler to this strip
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=269
 

him over there

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Funny how all these bills have different causes and pros relating to the internet, switching almost erratically after one is shelved, but they still have the same cons of totally fucking the masses over. I honestly can't get angry anymore, just sort of astounded that they are coming from the same person and write him off as insane and dangerous.
 

FalloutJack

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Matthew94 said:
I think this guy is just a professional troll.
That's an oxymoron, dude. He's just a self-important political waste-about who wants to look important.
 

Hero in a half shell

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This time he's arguing that instead of piracy, he'll be stopping Child Porn.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just entered... Level 2
 

FalloutJack

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Matthew94 said:
FalloutJack said:
Matthew94 said:
I think this guy is just a professional troll.
That's an oxymoron, dude. He's just a self-important political waste-about who wants to look important.
It's not an oxymoron.

What if someone gave you a job to troll people.

Trolling would therefore be your profession making you a professional troll.

Voila
Except, the kind of job you're talking about is more like Telemarketing. NOBODY is a professional at Telemarketing. Still, politician does not equal troll. I prefer the Terry Pratchett explanation to politics.

Poly = Many.
Ticks = Blood-sucking insects.

Just vermin looking out for their own wellfare.
 

godfist88

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chickenhound said:
someone needs to make a time machine and do somthing simaler to this strip
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=269
if only it were possible.
 

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I...I...for the love of Christ, did this guy not understand that the government in 1984 was supposed to be BAD!? Ugh, pardon me I gotta go hit my head against something hard.
 

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TopazFusion said:
Okay, now there really aren't enough facepalms in the world.
You are quite right about that, we will have to make due with this

 

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Edited for some smart person bringing to light a few fallacies in the article's claims. I really need to learn to read these things before forming and opinion >.>;
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

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Wait, the creator of SOPA is pushing more censorship/surveillance?


Don't you Americans have guns or something? Why are people this dense in office?
 

him over there

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Ldude893 said:
WHOA whoa whoa, TIME OUT. I made the mistake of not reading the bill before responding, but after reading it carefully it's not as bad as people think.

This guy says it best:
Look, my skin crawls at the mention of Lamar Smith after SOPA, but this article is a serious misreading of the quoted language in H.R. 1981, and the FUD in the comment thread makes it even worse. This kind of reaction serves only to give ammunition to SOPA-backing politicians and corporate interests by *rightly* painting us all with the same broad brushes of "overreacting" and "misinformation."

There are other, unrelated provisions in the bill, but the proposed amendment to 18 U.S.C. § 2703 is MUCH narrower than the article claims. Here is what the plain language of the bill states:
- ISPs would be required to maintain logs of the dynamic IP addresses they assign to subscribers for a period of at least 12 months, in case the government needs that data for criminal investigations.That's it. No more. It's a preservation-of-evidence rule. Most ISPs do this anyway, although the exact time period might be shorter or longer. To the extent Comcast or AT&T or whoever is maintaining insecure systems, they can already be hacked and this information can already be obtained.This kind of data retention is a Good Thing. Without historical dynamic IP address data, gathering evidence to solve and prosecute many crimes would be difficult, because how do you prove beyond a reasonable doubt who was using computer A from IP address B at time C to access website D and commit crime E?I'm talking "real" crimes here, kids, not file sharing or whatever. Like when a guy lures a 13-year-old girl into a long-distance relationship on MySpace, wins her trust and then kidnaps/rapes/murders her. IP address logs, like cell phone records, can be critical evidence in that kind of case to solve and prosecute crimes, or better, stop them in progress. (This kind of data has also been used to clear wrongly accused people by showing they were logged in to Facebook from location X while a crime was taking place at location Y in another city, etc.)The proposed amendment to 18 U.S.C. § 2703 DOESN'T say that ISPs can just be required to hand this data over to the government or anybody else. For that, the government needs to comply with ECPA, the federal privacy law that's been around since the 1980s, by getting the right kind of court order or search warrant. It also doesn't say anything about tracking the sites you visit, etc.So in this case, we have a legislator simply overselling the virtues of a law that will probably change little (if anything) from the status quo, yet allows him to brag about "Doing Something" to combat trafficking in child pornography or any other unsavory content
Wait hold on so it is essentially making something that pretty much ISPs already do required by law to be done in order to better prosecute criminals and prevent crimes in case by case isolated investigations? I'll have to look in to this more because this is totally reasonable however barely a change which raises my suspicions of why it is being introduced.
 

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Ldude893 said:
Kai-o-snip x10
Hmm... I'll admit, if the guys is accurate in his assertions, that actually makes sense. Still, this is some pretty bizarre timing, don't you think?

Not to mention in the original political terms (do any of those idiots know how write?), the entire bill is misleading. I'm all behind advanced data mining if it means, say, that my bank won't be hacked for to fuel some dick-mouth's gay porn obsession (I'm not lambasting gay porn, just saying that I don't want anyone using my money to subscribe to it unless I do the subscribing myself). Ol' dude just need to reword that so the people don't go throwing Pop Rocks and Sprite bombs in his mailbox or something.
 

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Well look at the bright side, apon further investigation the article was making it out to be worse than it really is, and the fact that he's working on this means that he's done trying to push though SOPA and the shelving will likely be for good this time, lets at least relish in that.