Lamest/most useless gift you've ever recieved
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I'm not sure if that's the exact name, but it's like the flash game only with crap voice acting, crap graphics and the bullets you fire go slower than a slug in a wheel chair.Not G. Ivingname said:
I just keep getting soap from my boyfriend's family. I understand, the first birthday and Christmas, but you'd think after that they'd manage to work out what my preferences and hobbies really were... but no...
I mean, how hard is it to work out I like music (hint: iTunes voucher), computers (hint: electronics store voucher), punky jewellery and computer games? How hard is it to ask my boyfriend who is armed with my wishlist for help in choosing? I mean, I LIVE with his parents; I know something about their tastes and have successfully managed to buy gifts for them.
And so it came to pass that my birthday came around. And I was given soap. With matching pink candles. Now, to construct these unwanted gifts into a perfect murder weapon...
I mean, how hard is it to work out I like music (hint: iTunes voucher), computers (hint: electronics store voucher), punky jewellery and computer games? How hard is it to ask my boyfriend who is armed with my wishlist for help in choosing? I mean, I LIVE with his parents; I know something about their tastes and have successfully managed to buy gifts for them.
And so it came to pass that my birthday came around. And I was given soap. With matching pink candles. Now, to construct these unwanted gifts into a perfect murder weapon...
My aunt gave me a snoopy night light for Christmas.
I was 16 at the time.
My cousin buys my Christmas presents now.
I was 16 at the time.
My cousin buys my Christmas presents now.
use as a blidfold and run around in a circle till dizzy and see how long you can last without walking into something.Julianking93 said:
place over head as a stand in for a wig and rock out to guns and roses (hairbrush optional)
play godfather and use it as a makeshift stranglewirey thing and assassinate your parents whils they sit on the settee.
wax floor then use it as a makeshift sledge
wait behind something in the garden and when the first person to pass you goes by run up behind them scream wolverines as loud as you can and proceed to use a strangley device
i could go on.
I got one of those torches with the dynamo-kinetic-charge-wind-up things.
Torch with no battery's, and it was actually pretty bright. Would be really useful if I went camping or just going out in the dark.
Neither of which I do.
Although it must be said that it has helped me rescue little things that my cat likes to bat under the sofa. But we already had torches lying around for that anyway.
I feel like a jerk now, insulting a present from an uncle I don't even see that much...
Torch with no battery's, and it was actually pretty bright. Would be really useful if I went camping or just going out in the dark.
Neither of which I do.
Although it must be said that it has helped me rescue little things that my cat likes to bat under the sofa. But we already had torches lying around for that anyway.
I feel like a jerk now, insulting a present from an uncle I don't even see that much...
Today I received a laptop from my mom. It's an alright laptop, not a power horse (it's a cheap Dell), but it'll cruise the interwebs, play music/dvd's, and save my notes. And that would be grand and fine and all, if she'd bought it for me exactly a year ago, right before I'd bought my own laptop.
...Wow... an actual retail product is beaten is beaten by a free online flash title with the same name...U71L7Y_F0RMUL4 said:
I am not sure weather to laugh or feel sorry for you
