Oh yeah, it's Lara Croft! How much my 12 year old self enjoyed the earlier games in the series for their...jumping, and...shooting, and...story? Oh screw it, nobody would have bought these stupid games if she hadn't resembled a lamp post with two watermelons, who despite being characterized as being wealthy can't afford a lot of clothing. Yep, I'm sure today's 12 year olds will buy this tripe, now that she resembles a mudwrestling bimbo, if they can get actual porn via their cordless phone-thingies. Gawd I'm old...