Laser Engraving

[eternal-chaplain]

I'm purchasing a new gaming computer from CyberPowerPC during their Black Friday sale, and for the time being, they offer a laser engraved message on the tower's case, up to 35 characters in length, for free.

As much as I want to take advantage of this, this a laser engraving we're talking about here; I don't want to have any regrets about this. And I am sure normally I wouldn't care so much, but ever since the incident in which I registered under the name 'Banana Hammock' for all sanctioned Magic: The Gathering events, and I didn't know what Banana Hammock meant.

So, I'm open to suggestions as to what I should have immortalized on my new PC.

 

[hazabaza1]

"Dicknigger69"

Just for shits and giggles, basically.

 

[FalloutJack]

Lord Insert-Name-Here.

It covereth a multitude of sins.

 

[DoPo]

"Destroy all humans!"

"My other computer is Skynet"

"

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"

"Kiddie porn box"

"Remember to feed the hamsters"

"The Internet - do not turn off!"

"Kills: IIII
Kills in games: II
Deaths: "

"↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start"

Amd many more. Dunno. Or you can be boring and just engrave the PC name. Alternatively, make some pun related to part of the hardware, presumably a visible logo or something. I have an HP laptop, so I only saw it fitting to name it Lovecraft, for example.

 

[Zantos]

How about "I'm sorry Dave, but I can't do that", I think that just fits.

Or "Lord Awesome A. Epic of Awesome" - That's what I'd go with.

 

[IamQ]

"Dicknigger69"

Just for shits and giggles, basically.

That or "**** Destroyer" would be amazing.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

How about "I'm sorry Dave, but I can't do that", I think that just fits.

This.
So much this.

Or:
"Uploading Skynet: 97% complete"