I should realy get an automated post-bot, that writes posts when Im not awake to do it myself... it would have irony and sarcasm built in its AI, so youl never know its not me...
or maybe I already have one like this, and you havent thought of that?
maybe I am this machine, saying this sentence to make the idea sound impossible, especially since if it was real, I wouldnt have been talking about it.... or maybe I would have, who knows?