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[xmbts]

But it's beyond charity, it's at least a thousand USD, and that's just getting there.

 

[nuba km]

it eats people and gold (it likes rappers as a snack):

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also the hands that you see are only the shadows of it's hands.
edit: I think clown will like this pokemon.

 

[The Clown]

But it's beyond charity, it's at least a thousand USD, and that's just getting there.

damn, well I could always carry you on my back across the atlantic? would that suit you?

 

[xmbts]

Like I said, I'll grab my water wings...see you in a few years as long as the sharks don't get hungry.

 

[nuba km]

hello why is everyone ignoring the pokemon that eats people after fucking with their heads, preform mummification on their remains and then eat gold for desert as well as fooling people into thinking it's a normal coffin by hiding it's face and eat any grave robbers.

 

[The Clown]

Like I said, I'll grab my water wings...see you in a few years as long as the sharks don't get hungry.

where in america are you?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A winner is me. Yay!

 

[Zirat]

What about it, Nuba? Its cool, yeah, and kinda freaky.
(And that close up of its face is now my Steam-Avvy...)
Dont forget that its pre-evolved form is the burial mask of a sacrificed HUMAN that stares at the mask and weeps for hours on end because it still remembers it's life...

 

[nuba km]

Yea I am a very happy person so it's weird for me to get such a depressing pokemon but my friends are convinced that I will end up as a cereal killer so that side of me is quite attracted to it. Also my jelly fish eats life force.

 

[Zirat]

Okay, those arent dark.
Those are awesome, a VERY important difrence there!

And as for my team... I dunno, I havent researched much...
*Wanders off to google for research*

 

[nuba km]

go to bulbapedia it has all pokemon

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've been there, done that. I'm waiting for Black and White to hit Canada before I look into the new pokemon.

 

[nuba km]

I tried to not look at the pokemons even when I got the game for a surprise but I am happy I did because other wise I would never have used those pokemons for my play-through.

 

[Zirat]

Hmmph, it comes out the month of my birthday... so I guess I know what I'm getting at some point...

Either way, these look like a step up from the previous gen (which was good... but not THAT good... #3 is still my fave)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Japan always gets the good stuff first...

 

[nuba km]

me and my friend are going into down after school and then to one of our homes and play pokemon. that's how exited we are because if one of use started playing by ourself we would explode with excitement.

 

[Zirat]

Heh, sounds like a good time is assured!

Also, some of these are pretty cool so far. This is gonna be good...

 

[nuba km]

ulgamoth is properly going to my most power full pokemon and it has a signature move called fire dance so this will kill you with a dance of fire

 

[The Clown]

I need a hug.

 

[nuba km]

desukaan hug him: