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[steeple]

oh, yeah... well as far as I can tell its the only reasonable way to view life without going into personal beliefs and religions...

oh and by the way, just had my avatar tatooed on my chest... it looks fucking awesome...

 

[Zirat]

Nice! That just SOUNDS awesome, must look a lot more epic.

Now for the generic question of: Did it hurt?

 

[steeple]

what? that my dad's a gardener?
BAM! I thought of this joke since I was on my way back in the bus more then 12 hours ago, and this is the 2 time I got to use it (not sure if it works in english though, so if you dont get it, Ill gladly explain...)

real answer: alot less then I thought it would... it felt like someone was using a small torch on my body at first, but it didnt really hurt, just tingled my nerves... also, I tried to embrace the pain as much as I could, since I doubt Im going to get another tatoo, so this is a once in a life time, and like hell Im supressing it!
needless to say, I need to schedule again 2 weeks from now to finish the damn thing, so... yeah...

 

[Zirat]

Ah, cool. So it's going to take two trips to finish that masterpiece? Well goodluck with that...

Also, it seems your joke was lost on my ignorance, care to explain?

 

[steeple]

thank you, and not at all:

are you familiar with the following pickup line:
"did it hurt?"
'what?'
"that you fell down from heaven?"

it exists in my native language, and Im pretty sure in english as well...

how about the next one:
"is your dad a gardener?"
'no, why?'
"then how did he grow a beautiful flower like you?"

not sure if I heard it in english, but its not impossible...

well, top scientific engineers have worked day and night in order to create the perfect pickup line, which is such:

"did it hurt?"
'did what hurt?'
"that your dad's a gardener?"

the thing is, this is more probable to work then the other 2... why, you ask?

because its freaking funny!

 

[Zirat]

Yeah, like that'll ever work! Please...

*Discreetly jots it down for later use*

 

[steeple]

trust me, if I ever get the chance to use it, Ill tell you how it went...
and by it, I mean me cracking up before getting to the punchline and ruining the whole joke...

I should probably record it...

 

[Zirat]

Or maybe just getting cracked in the face halfway through!

... no, that wouldnt be that funny =\

 

[Zirat]

Congratulations.

 

[Zirat]

Hey, you cant quote GLaDOS at me! You havent earned that right!

 

[Zirat]

Yadda yadda yadda get back in the pit

*Shoves Darkspectar into the box*

 

[steeple]

spoilers man! stop ruining jokes for us!

 

[steeple]

oh good, he became scottish....

 

[steeple]

ya know, I could have posted an image of haggis and make a joke about it, but I decided against it, after seeing a picture of haggis... you're welcome...