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[xmbts]

Bah, people say odd things about me. :l

 

[Link_to_Future]

And as quickly as I appeared, I was gone again. >.>

 

[staika]

I shall not let victory slip out of my hands!

 

[Link_to_Future]

*pokes head in*

Don't hold your breath.

*disappears into the shadows*

 

[staika]

NINJA!
*sets up trap*

 

[Link_to_Future]

*disarms trap with a stick of gum*

 

[staika]

MY TRAP!
*sets up fake trap*
This will get him....

 

[Link_to_Future]

*ignores fake trap and puts gum in staika's hair*

Hee hee hee. >

 

[staika]

*shaves head*
*throws hair at link*

 

[Link_to_Future]

O_O

*catches hair and glues it onto an enraged badger*

Oh good, now he has some luscious locks.

*stuffs enraged badger down staika's shirt*

 

[staika]

*beats self up with hammer until enraged badger is dead*

Owch, that was painful... now what to do with the body......

*makes a lamp out of the badger*

 

[Link_to_Future]

*steals badger lamp and puts it on eBay*

Don't worry, you'll get your share of the profits.

>.>

 

[staika]

*buys a nice badger lamp on ebay*

I had one just like that...... I wonder what happened to it.

 

[Link_to_Future]

*has small fortune*

Hmm...

*steals badger lamp again and relists online*

 

[staika]

*buys an alligator on ebay*

Enough with the lamps they keep disappearing on me, at least you will never leave me right mr. alligator?

 

[Link_to_Future]

*equips alligator with jetpack*

>

*alligator flies off into the sunset*

 

[staika]

*watches with a tear in eye*
Fly well mr. alligator, may you destroy the evil alien empire!

 

[Link_to_Future]

*appears beside staika*

Don't worry, he will fight the good fight. All of our hope rests on his leathery shoulders.

*sticks terrible toupee on staika's head and vanishes*

 

[staika]

*takes toupee and sticks it on a walrus*

There you go uncle tusky, now you have hair again!

 

[Link_to_Future]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

...

Sorry, I seem to have lost my train of thought.