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[The Clown]

*throws rocks at the hammock* teehee.

 

[nuba km]

*rock lands in hammock and does not damage it*

 

[The Clown]

*throws a car sized boulder at the hammock* DIE HAMMOCK DIE!!!

 

[nuba km]

*hammock is undamaged*

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

*Burns nuba*
What?
I want the hammock.

 

[nuba km]

O the agony, the flames, they hurt.

 

[steeple]

burger, anyone?

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Nom, anyone?

 

[Zirat]

Well, lets put both of them together!

Nomming burgers, anyone?

 

[xmbts]

I'll pass, I have pizza.

 

[The Clown]

What kind of pizza?
I would have preferred pie

 

[xmbts]

The good kind obviously.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Delicious pizza?

 

[xmbts]

It is indeed, I'd share it but I'm afraid it will go bad by the time I run it to you.

 

[steeple]

bad as in uneatable, or bad as in evil?

 

[The Clown]

What toppings?
Hello mortals, here lies the mass of great white text, the further you read the more of your soul I absorb into my own flesh, go on, keep reading, thats right, you're still here, you soul is nearly mine, wait for it.... there, you now belong to me, if you have read all of this and lost your soul, I order you to post some sort of bready snack on this thread with no explanation, that is all.

 

[nuba km]

HUMAN SOULS!

 

[The Clown]

That would be a filling not a topping, silly nuba have you no experience with soul eating?

 

[steeple]

I dislike the taste of souls.... too crunchy for me....

EDIT: also: flapjacks.... tough luck mr. clown

 

[Zirat]

Hmm, silly Clown I dont think thats too efficient. You assume most of us have souls, and while not speaking for the others I've taken the economic route and had mine replaced ages ago.

So... on that topic I say Waffles in protest.