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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Clean up on isle 3.14!

 

[steeple]

How come whenever a lion explodes, you run away?

well, when a lion explodes, it releases a clown cloud of chlorine, which we all know is implemented in its nerveous system. chlorine, while not harmfull to humans, are harmfull to giant fire-scorpions, which reside underground in lairs and sewers. when these fire-scorpions come into contact with chlorine, they transform and mutate into lesser scorpions, in addition to get their vision-sensored fucked up, and they get eaten by lizard-vultures, who snack regularly on stray vermin and potatos found underground. when the lizard-vultures eat the lesser fire-scorpions, their stomaches cant handle heat of that magnitude, and they release it into the tubes found in the ceiling. these tubes lead to, you guessed it, canada. when the canadian goverment will be told about the situation, they will decide to handle the source of the problem, and then send a nuclear missle (granted by non other then congo, which have a special recipee for nuclear fire-arms, one which is very usefull in these situations).

and nobody wants to be near the explosion of a congoian-nuke...

 

[BENZOOKA]

What ever you do, do not expect all those tomatoes to roll up the hill by themselves.

Bloody typical.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How come whenever a lion explodes, you run away?

well, when a lion explodes, it releases a clown cloud of chlorine, which we all know is implemented in its nerveous system. chlorine, while not harmfull to humans, are harmfull to giant fire-scorpions, which reside underground in lairs and sewers. when these fire-scorpions come into contact with chlorine, they transform and mutate into lesser scorpions, in addition to get their vision-sensored fucked up, and they get eaten by lizard-vultures, who snack regularly on stray vermin and potatos found underground. when the lizard-vultures eat the lesser fire-scorpions, their stomaches cant handle heat of that magnitude, and they release it into the tubes found in the ceiling. these tubes lead to, you guessed it, canada. when the canadian goverment will be told about the situation, they will decide to handle the source of the problem, and then send a nuclear missle (granted by non other then congo, which have a special recipee for nuclear fire-arms, one which is very usefull in these situations).

and nobody wants to be near the explosion of a congoian-nuke...

That's from an unproven study made by the same guy who predicted that man will never touch the bottom of the ocean.

The whole fear of exploding Lions is quite simply irrational. You should see it, it is beautiful. Better than fireworks.

 

[xmbts]

Is it weird I thought of a beatnik playing bongo's reading that?

 

[steeple]

is it wierd that Im riding this horse backward?
HIYA!
@redlin5: irrational my ass, I have every logical reason to fear the explosions... the fact that my logic may be faulted does not mean its not a logic, thus making my fear logical and, by default, rational.

 

[steeple]

thats what I said. ass.

why do you keep repeating it?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

@[user]steeple[/user]: But the explosions are HARMLESS! IRRATIONAL!! IRRATIONAL!!

 

[steeple]

@Darkspectar: actually you could type it both ways, and since you're the true-ish englishman anmong us, Im more inclined to believe you are correct. nevertheless, I will still write ass the way Im used to

@Redlin5: they are harmless by their own, but in the chain reaction stated above they can be deadly. plus they smell awefull...

 

[steeple]

then its agreed, we attack at dawn each stay with what we are used to

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Attack? What? Where? When?!?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Snore*

 

[steeple]

the date is written in the stars, the place is named in the stone. thats all the hints Im giving away

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*SNORE*

 

[Zirat]

Heh, they make great fires dont they?

It must be what they eat or something, but for some reason it burns blue on them. Nature, huh?

Always something weird about it

 

[steeple]

the eldrtich are not part of nature, but calling them strange is a little understatement (though strange is perspectivly awarded, since I can think something you find strange is normal).

oh and nature will not always make sense to everyone, so your point is invalid, thus making Zirat the victor of this particular debate.

 

[nuba km]

TOMORROW!!! OMG TOMORROW!!! (cookie if you get what I am going on about)

 

[steeple]

can I have a cookie anyway?

 

[xmbts]

nuba's on about Pokemon, what else?

 

[The Clown]

Happy 8000 xmbts.