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[nuba km]

*shoots people with a shotgun* you didn't say who we have to put down so I am just putting down everyone who panics

 

[The Clown]

*eats spectars' immortality then runs away*

 

[steeple]

I hear that immortality is full with sodium...

 

[nuba km]

it is also full of internal torture and giant egos

 

[steeple]

yeah... luckily theres a diet version: half the ego and torture (though they do put 3X more sodium)

 

[Zirat]

Giant Eggo's?

Hmm... I hungry for waffles now.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I am literally eating waffles right now so be jealous.

 

[The Clown]

I literally ate waffle for breakfast so mine are digested.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Wow okay you always 1up me.. I'll just...since back into my hole. ((((((

 

[xmbts]

Excellent.

 

[nuba km]

pfff I have maple syrup and a waffle iron so I can own you all!

 

[steeple]

you assholes, I havent ate a waffle in years!
or a pancake for that matter..... or a pop-tart (which they dont even sell at my country)....

god damnit Im hungry....

 

[Zirat]

Well, I prefer Waffles to Pancakes... but now I want a pop-tart!

*Goes to cupboard and see if he has any*

 

[nuba km]

*looks at ground* what is a pop tart?

 

[Zirat]

My friend, it is the breakfast confectionary of wonders!

The best ones being brown sugar... though it also comes with other flavorings.

 

[steeple]

actually, I always preffered the strawberry ones....

its as if sugar was created in heaven, and given extra flavor by the devil himself...

 

[xmbts]

Ugh, too sleepy to do much besides steal the win for now.

 

[steeple]

... What are pop tarts?

Ill have to quote myself here:

its as if sugar was created in heaven, and given extra flavor by the devil himself...

if you want a picture

Spoiler: here it is (of the box, anyway)

damn it I miss eating pop tarts...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Canadians like the tarts too!

 

[steeple]

canada is located in america, so technically its still an american thing...

but its only confined to being american because they dont export it out of america, which I find to be a trully stupid marketing decision (they could be big in a large number of europian countries, at least!)