Last person to reply wins!

[steeple]

I havnt tried Mr T tea before haha, would probably just taste like bling to me so it would be too tacky for my liking.

The Chuck Norris of tea brands.

for a second there I confused hard water with heavy water...

not a small mistake to make...

 

[retyopy]

Imagine drinking that.

 

[steeple]

would make for a fun run to the toilet, that's for sure

 

[xmbts]

*Runs around in jar*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*hugs jar*

I always wanted a Xam in a jar!

Patent Pending.

 

[retyopy]

*Kills redlin and throws jar into toilet filled with heavy water*

 

[steeple]

oh you *cue audience laughter*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*considers everything retyopy does as non-canon*

There.

 

[steeple]

why do I suddenly have my arms back?

 

[xmbts]

>.>

<.<

Safe jar.

 

[steeple]

this is my jar, there are many like it but this one is mine!

 

[retyopy]

*Destroys the term non-canon and kills steeple, redlin, sacman, xam and every goddamn person ever to come to this thread*

Get around THAT!

Actaully, wait a minute, if everything I do is non-canon, I can do anything I like, since it doesn't actaully matter, right? Right? Oh, shut up.

*Becomes God-space-king of the entire universe and renders self canon using new God-king powers, then eliminates the concept of canon vs. non-canon, thereby making every series much crappier due to fanfiction. But, being a kind God-Space-King, he replaces them all with amusing pictures of fluffy kittens. Da'w!*

So I now have God-King powers and I am canon. TAKE THAT, SUCKAS!

 

[xmbts]

B-but...

 

[retyopy]

I am victorious. But, since it amuses the God-Space-King of the entire universe to let you insignificant Grocks keep playing this silly game, I will let you live and not give your souls to my Dragon-Cat-Dog-Hound-Hell-Beasts-of-the-9th-plane-Fear-Their-Names.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Still non-cannon. My join date gives me the ability to do these things >

 

[retyopy]

B-but I'm the God-King of the universe! You big fat meanie! *Goes to room and cries into Space-pillowpet-God-thing-Ilovekittensthey'resofluffyd'aw*

 

[xmbts]

*Chews on*

 

[retyopy]

Ah well, time for beddy byes! *Waves with chewed off stump hand*

 

[xmbts]

Goodnight!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Eats xmbts*

Yummy.