Last person to reply wins!

[nuba km]

*slaps everyone with a fish*
don't leave people out.

 

[staika]

*slaps nuba with a fish*

Don't worry about that, everyone is a target and I won't rest until I slap all of my targets!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Rubs Staika with lobster*

You're my target now.

*lets it pinch both of your ears painfully*

>

 

[staika]

*wears the lobster as an earring*

Oh I always wanted one!

 

[xmbts]

Reminds me of when I got earrings. I was promised that it was both painless and fun, I was lied to.

 

[Bruenin]

This computer guy wont respond ;_;

 

[mParadox]

I was sleeping! How can you expect me to respond when I'm sleeping?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I was sleeping! How can you expect me to respond when I'm sleeping?

YOU CAN'T SLEEP!

 

[xmbts]

He can sleep if he wants to.

 

[Thundero13]

@Staika: *bludgeons head with hammer until it's just a bloody mess*
...
*bludgeons a bit more anyway*
...
Mkay ^_^

 

[Thundero13]

@Justin: I miss you ;_;
All of my other steam friends are smelly!

@Other steam friends: No offense

 

[staika]

@thunder: *is now a bloody mess*

*regenerates*

Wow that was a fun ride.

 

[Thundero13]

@Staika: I know right? ^_^"

 

[xmbts]

I'm not smelly. >.>

 

[Thundero13]

UG
Have I ever told ya'll how much I hate school?
I don't think I have...

 

[staika]

@Thunder: if only everyone could go through something so amazing. Oh wait they can!

*takes out fish*
*slaps random man to death with fish*
*random man doesn't regenerate*

Oh shit.....

 

[Thundero13]

@Xamballion: Alrighty then, but still...

 

[Thundero13]

@Staika: O.O
...
>.>
I won't tell anyone if I can keep the body? :3

 

[staika]

@thunder: So you want this body eh? Well I'd be willing to part with it for a price.

*takes the random mans shoes*

Okay you can have it.

 

[Thundero13]

@Staika:
*drags corpse into box marked "sex toys"*
...
You should probably just ignore that...
>.>
*wraps box up as a present*