last stand one-liner time

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"No damned man kills me and lives!" -Nathan Bedford Forrest

 

[Rnr1224]

COME AND GET ME F*CKERS!

 

[Poofs]

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU"

"Let the shit-storm begin..."

"Fast and Straight, the best way out of this labyrinth."

 

[Rinji]

Not very creative, but that's the first thing that came into my head: "Bring it on, Motherfuckers!!"

In reality though, I'd probably roar or be completely silent and try to defend myself as good as possible.

 

[smartengine]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Who wants to guess where that's from?

 

[Athol]

"Remember this face well. For when you die I SHALL be waiting for you!"

 

[JJMUG]

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling bad guys, and those guns too.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

"I like cake. And there's nothing you can do about it."

 

[Aeshi]

"If you never stop coming, then I'll never stop killing."

 

[jyork89]

Looks like this is gonna be my last stand... *puts on sunglasses* or yours! Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

(to the leader of the circling bad guys)
"... your Mothers a nice women but your Grandmothers a whore..."

... I'd die happy...

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Odin, let Valhalla's gates open wide.

 

[WillCourt]

LEEEEEEEROY JJJJJENKINS!

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Much as I hate to just rip somebody else off, there's only one last word that can possibly do my giant ego justice.

"Bang."

 

[claymoreguy18]

"...crap..."
Thats pretty much all I could think to say at that moment.

 

[Raikov]

"Don't you surrender all at once!"

I'll probably be fine, I have a black belt in Bar Brawl.

 

[Agayek]

My very last words in this scenario can be summed up nicely and succinctly by my green friends from the 41st millenium:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"You know..I could kill all of you right now...but it would be too damned easy...and I'm tired...so..meh." *Ends own life*

 

[Aetera]

"I'm so glad that my friend has a bunch of phoenix downs, or else this would really suck!"