last stand one-liner time

[thelonewolf266]

I would just shout SQUIRREL!!!!! and then run for my pathetic life or at least crawl slowly away.

 

[Section Crow]

"(looks at watch) can we speed this up? i need to dine in hell soon"

i would be content with such a death

 

[Zorg Machine]

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do./all in all, it's been nice./I don't suppose anyone here knows how one piece ends?

Something witty would just end up failing and there are too many quotes to choose from.

*EDIT*

'I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT, AND I HAVE THE BALLS.'

How could I not think of it.

/salute
I AM DAVE EXCLAMATION MARK YOGNAUT, AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

"SAVING THROW *****!" -explodes-

 

[OctoH]

Can't make up my mind.
"Igalang ang kamatayan. Tayo ay nabubuhay para makipaglaban!"
"Pomni, ya vsegda ryadom, Sev!"

The first was our mantra in 4th Company. The second is a reminder of whom I fight for. But something tells me people would be asking, "What the hell does that mean?"

So I guess I just have to say something like, "I will make you proud, Jack Bauer!"

 

[Nixzilla]

These cowardly ideals will cause the downfall of humanity[wonder if someone will reconise this]


[coughs up blood] I always knew it would end this way [coughs up more blood and fall over] .... [dies]

 

[littlealicewhite]

YOUR TOAST WILL BE BURNED, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS!

or

Hey, look behind you, a volcano. *stab then in the eyes*

Captcha: hentsdai protocol?

 

[jebussaves88]

"Would the owner of a blue Peugeot 106 please come to the Help Desk... everyone else, time to get dead"

 

[TheSnesDuckling]

A simple "let's dance, bitches" would suffice.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Its the Final Countdown!!!

 

[O maestre]

"There is always time for one....last....fap!"

Then just whip out my cock and go for it.

this made my week, possibly the most original post in this thread.

OT, "alright, if we are gonna do this we'll do this, but im gonna need a cigarette from one of you losers"

or cracking my knuckles and my neck and saying "let rock" bundy style

or the penultimate stun move, Farleshadow's being the ultimate, i would say "nobody puts baby in the corner" and then proceed to dance with the closest thug, and while they are confused for those few seconds, i start kicking ass and exclaim "babies are going die tonight!"

 

[Ohhi]

" want some weed."

 

[Thundero13]

"If I don't make it out of this tell my husband I said hello"

I couldn't think of anything...

 

[Icaruss]

Time to die like men...

 

[Shade184]

"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."

You, sir, just won.

 

[Brownie101]

"You shall suffer and be broken!"

 

[El Poncho]

STOP! Hammertime. *bursts out into dance*

 

[PinochetIsMyBro]

Those of you who choose to walk over here, be forewarned that the ones who survive will be limping back.

Or something along those lines.

 

[Shade184]

My last line would be short but sweet.

"I lost The Game."

 

[oldskoolandi]

I've been using this threat a lot for the past week, done in a sufficiently threatening tone it's enough to make even me (the roughly 5', squishy nerd girl) sound intimidating. Granted, it's only been to my family, but it's still been my reaction to everything that's raged me:

"Look at me. *points at face* I will destroy everything you have ever done, ever Been, Ever, Loved. And I will do it, with, my fucking, TEETH."

It really helps to flash a cheshire-cat grin at this point. Also, braces, they'll really mess shit up.

I use this sort of thing all the time just to express frustration. So far, today, I've threatened the microwave, the shower, my sister and the lock to my front door. Fun times.

I know it's unlikely, but if you happpen to have teeth like fangs, that'd help.