last stand one-liner time

[Shade184]

The simple. The best:

EAT THIS!

Spoiler: NEVERRRRRRR!!!

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!" ( Any GL fan should get this)

 

[Shade184]

"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!" ( Any GL fan should get this)

(See post above your one!)

 

[Anchupom]

Mine would be...
"I'll leave one of you alive to tell of my massacre. Then I'll let you kill me."

 

[jamart]

"... Mummy!!!!"

(Hey! if it's good enough for The Doctor, it's good enough for me...)

OR, if I was a badass kinda mood...

I aint got all day punks.

OR (and bonus points if anyone knows where this comes from..)

Fabricati Diem Pvnc

 

[Laser Priest]

All right.

Let's do this.


LEEEEEEROOOOOOY mJEENKIIINNNSSS!!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6sqdrJzVo]

 

[ROTMASTER]

YOU CANT KILL A DEAD MAN.... BANG

 

[0_Insomnis_0]

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" A little Shakespeare and general awesomeness in my last moments.

 

[Icaruss]

For the Emperor...all for the emperor...

 

[IndianaJonny]

Rain stopped play, motherf*ckers!!! *opens fire*

 

[Cai1911]

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

Its a little long but So worth it!

Whoever gets it also gets a cookie.

 

[Konaerix]

"Her majesty awaits me and what I fight for will never die! While I am prepaired to meet my fate, YOU WILL NOT FIND ME EASY PREY!"

Something that I thought up on my own.
Either that or

"NIPPON, BANZAI!!!!"

 

[Dfskelleton]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum."
Or, if I was to be original:
"Alright, here's what'll happen: you end up in that ceiling fan, you end up with your head down his throat, you end up in that plane engine, you get your own lower body shoved into your mouth, you end up with your lower jaw in your stomach, and you get to live and tell people why this this place looks like hell's abattoir. Any questions?"

 

[ryanxm]

"Hey! you! ya you! i did your mom!"

 

[ProtonGuy]

"Upgrade to the latest version of Flash to view this content, *****!"

 

[Sarge034]

I hope you brought your wallet.... cus I hear the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!

Sarge from RvB has the best one-liners.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

"Reloading is manly; HAAAAH!"

 

[Adimos]

"Alright, that's it. Your ass is Haunted."

 

[revolutionaification]

-snip-

I know it's unlikely, but if you happpen to have teeth like fangs, that'd help.

Or like that horse in your avatar. It's been a while since I watched that...

In a way I do. The teeth next to my canines grew in on top of the milk teeth there and eventually forced them out, but not before deforming into what looks like a spare set of extra-large canines :3

 

[oldskoolandi]

-snip-

I know it's unlikely, but if you happpen to have teeth like fangs, that'd help.

Or like that horse in your avatar. It's been a while since I watched that...

In a way I do. The teeth next to my canines grew in on top of the milk teeth there and eventually forced them out, but not before deforming into what looks like a spare set of extra-large canines :3

Well, no wonder that threat works so well for you then