Last words before death

TylerC

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"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"


As many of you have said.

or "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"
 

Averant

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"Immortality, here I come..."

or

"Damn. It looks like Death caught up with me."
 

Nukarama

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До встречи в аду ...

English Version: See you in hell...
The language is Russian for the uninformed.
 

Robin-chan

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I remember another person telling me their last words would be these: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something..."

I'll probably try to go out Zubin Sedghi-style: "These are my last words." And right before that I'll hand whoever is near me a map and tell them to follow it.

Maybe my gravestone will say: "I warned you..." or "Please open before 2015."
 

hannan4mitch

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I have seen things you wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate... All these... moments, will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.
 

geldonyetich

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This thread has been done. As I recall, my entry that time was a long drawn out bit of philosophy that most people said TL;DR about.

So this time I'll just say: "Living was fun. I hope I get a chance to do it again some time."

Either way, I get the same thing put on my tombstone that most of these replies would get: "What a ponce."
 

Frasman

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"Tell your momma I won't be home for dinner!"

or

"This body will self distruct in 30 seconds."
 

onewheeled

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I fall to the floor, gasping in agony. I clutch my bloody stomach and hope the bleeding will stop, hope the life will stay in me.

It's no use. I feel my energy draining, I become incredibly light headed. I only have a few moments left, I can feel it. I cough, my mouth fills with blood, it spills out onto the floor. This is the end, I fear.

With my dying breath, I utter a sole phrase.

"...the game..."
 

Mikkaddo

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"Thank you for all you've done . . . without this hatred I would never had had the power to make it this far"
 

Irony's Acolyte

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I'd probably use some of my favorite last word quotes:
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." -Pancho Villa
"I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot." -Ramon Maria Narvaez (Just to sound like a real badass)

Or a classic: "I am slain!" (If I were killed of course)

Course I'll probably just say something simple:
"Can't. think. of. anything. clever..."