Last words before death

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

"You'll hate me for this, but...
*3 second pause*
THE GAME"

 

[kingcom]

LF1M Heals.

 

[Donald L]

"At least it's not serious..."

 

[AugustFall]

I would set up a situation sensitive quip, put on my sunglasses and finish said quip.

Then in a death scream shout: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[SaraPohl]

Please... don't... spawnkill me in 9 seconds...

 

[Tourette]

Shiiiiiit, where's the bloody pin.

 

[SaraPohl]

"Oh... alright then."

Though as far as last words go this quote is my favorite:

Ich bin der König von Schweden... gewesen

Very clever use of the language. Very hard to translate to English properly. It says "I was (had been) the King of Sweden." But, without the last word it would say "I am the King of Sweden."

I am the King of Sweden... been

You are so fake! Everyone knows I'm the king of Sweden! (Så det så)

 

[Jawsomeness]

Ha! Just a flesh wound!....

 

[Buleet]

OH
SUGER
HONEY
ICE
TEA

when they figure it out thell laugh.

 

[SaraPohl]

I did that on purpose!

 

[Czulkang]

"I hid my 24 billion dollors behind the. . . *gurgle dying breath*"

 

[Project_Xii]

I have a few:

"I only wish I could have lived long enough to play Duke Nukem Forever / Half Life 2 Episode 3."
"Don't touch my stuff."
"I hear people void their bowels when they die. So.... have fun with that!"
"Are you SURE that Rottwieler is sleeping?"
"Please don't put this on youtube."

hum the song @ the end of Portal- "Still Alive"

YES! That is totally going to be the song playing at my funeral too. That or perhaps something regarding zombies and me coming back to eat their brains.

 

[Millky95]

"Tell my story to those who ask. And tell it true. The ill deeds along with the good. And let me judged according. The rest... is silence"

 

[Freeze_L]

"I love you..." that would be a great note to go out on...

 

[trust Milo]

if in a plane crash I would say, 'screw you Orson Welles, you were wrong.'

 

[trust Milo]

OH
SUGER
HONEY
ICE
TEA

when they figure it out thell laugh.

Very nice

 

[SpecklePattern]

This gun barrel sure has lovely grooves.

Perhaps, if I don't blow my head up, I could say "I knew it" (then the listener would always wonder what I ment, but I didn't meen nothing)

 

[Jawsomeness]

Or... I never did tell you about your father..... He was a douche..

 

[Blackality]

Hum, it depends of the situation, but let's try:

*with bad guy standing near me* "If I were you, I'd look back"
"God sure has a strange sense of humor"
" What the fuck?"*BOOOM*

Oh, and, of course:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

 

[Flamehero1]

"I don't wanna go"

Doctor Who reference ^_^