Last words before death

[SsilverR]

there's something i need to tell you ... ive been keeping it from you for years because it can dramatically change your life and no one else knows .... GUH!!! **dies**

 

[TheOneandOnly]

"I said the blue wire, idiot..."

 

[Toranilor]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

"When i say 'now', fire that crossbow at my neck."

 

[JoshGod]

quick get me into cover so i can regenerate.

 

[Blue Musician]

Another of these threads?
I would say nothing, but I would do something
*looks at the sky, and remembers every person and moment that I kindly respect*

 

[WanderingFool]

Hmmm, well, my first thought would be, "I need a med kit over here!"

Also, "Well, the jokes on you!" as I have a live grenade ready to explode under my body for when they roll me over to loot.

But my classic stand by... "SON-OF-A-*****!!!!!"

 

[blobby218]

i would say-

"I just used my last guy"

or

"ahh the inevitable has come"

 

[Tajomaru]

Well I'd just quote a classic and hope history remembers me saying it, not him. Or something like: "fuck you man, you ain't got the Jacobs to...". Probably a classic though, much cooler.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I already feel the cozy warmth of hell and sense the taste of booze and b****es

 

[damocles23]

Keep in mind i'm going to release my bowels...

 

[willsham45]

MUFFINS!!!!!!!

 

[lord of lazers]

wait how many cupcakes do I have to eat

or

see that bear over there

 

[Lizardon]

"Don?t let it end like this. Tell them I said something inspiring..."

 

[skywalkerlion]

I'll live my life very mysteriously and then when I die I'll go "Honey..the..voices..tell me..*death*" or "The chest..is in...*dies*"

 

[Mr Mc Twiggy]

'But...but..god mode was on...*dies*'

 

[SecretLink]

"I wonder if there will be...cake"

or

"I did it. I was the one who-" *blargh dies*

 

[DarkHourPrince]

"That was AWESOME! I wanna do it again!"

 

[Logic 0]

"The treasure is hidden by-"

 

[Cold Blue]

"I should not have killed Inigo Montoya's Father"