Last Words

[arc101]

I AM JACK THE RIPPER!

OR

...the....cake...is**cough**...a....li**dead**

 

[Flamezdudes]

Your mother took care of me my friend... BY THAT I MEAN SHE GAVE ME LOTS OF COOKIES WITH WHITE SAUCE.

 

[CorvinBlack]

I'll be back. *dies with a sinister smile*

alternativly - Son...come closer...the ...*whisper*family treasure is in...closer....*whisper more* yes, it's in the... BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *die*

 

[Hazy]

"Alright Death.. show me what you've got.."

 

[Jedoro]

'....bye bye, black bird.'

Well, there went my day... That part was pretty sad.

 

[bobknowsall]

Either "Yay! Level 2!", or "I regret nothing!"

Or I could just go with one of the classics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSRobm0hojU

 

[Rigs83]

I regret only that you outlived me.

 

[Agent Larkin]

"At least we won the war against Chi-" Ok that one wasn't serious but for some reason I felt compelled to type it.

The Serious one "Just because Im going to die doesn't mean I won't be around."

 

[sirdanrhodes]

This is hard. It'd either be "I bet you I can" or "Fuckin'... Repeat... Thread...".

I like either.

 

[electric_warrior]

I'm comin' Elizabeth!!!

 

[Duruznik]

"Ouch."

Seriously, I'm totally saying that before I die.

 

[Azraellod]

the body dies, but the spirit lives on.

...meh, it's not original, but i cant think of anything better at the moment.

generally i would go without last words, but that would generally mean they were something pathetic like "nurse, nurse, it's happening again".

 

[ae86gamer]

"I've searched everywhere, but I finally found the meaning of life. Its...*dead*"

That would be hilarious and infuriating. :]

 

[NinjaSkills]

Hur-blah

 

[Blackmagic1515]

This was my best top dammit!

 

[falcon1985]

RIGHTEOUS!!!

 

[Cleverplane]

"I told you bastards there were bears in here!"

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Or something from the Bible, best if from the Book of Revelation. Some cool stuff there. And it's more than sure to freak people out, if quoted right.

Now there's an idea. Although I'd rather go for something from Warhamer 40,000, or perhaps Nineen Eighty-Four.

"Tell your sister...your mother....your girlfriend...they made me fulfilled..."

Wouldn't that be the cause of your death?

"BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

That's it, I'm totally using that if I go for Suicide by Cop.

 

[Nihilism Theory]

"Its over 9000!"
-dies-

 

[Silver Scribbler]

*points at random person in the room*
"You won't get away with this!"