Last Words

[sms_117b]

With my last words, I curse Zoidberg

This, this should be everyone's

 

[Fudgo]

"/Life"

Or

"Look what I can do!"

 

[Spaghetti]

"Its over 9000!"
-dies-

I love it

"Hey! Watch me run across this busy highway!"

 

[asiepshtain]

shit!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Zoey: Watch out! A witch!
Me: I bet I can kill her with a single headshot!

 

[andrat]

"Here's a headline for the papers tomorrow: French Fries."

 

[bodyklok]

Round 2 begins in 3... 2...

 

[matt_newgrove]

I'd point my finger at someone and say "Bang!" before collapsing in the stairs.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Respawn in 3...2...1...

 

[T-Bone24]

Wanna see a magic trick?

 

[Conveant0]

"Controller!" ~Cough~ "I need.. the controller..." ~splutter~ ".. X to not die!"

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

"I'm taking you with me"

.44 everyone in the room

 

[esperandote]

the winning lotery numbers are...

 

[Toaster Hunter]

The tough as nails route- "Death cannot stop me. The Reaper is my slave. Pathetic fool"

The noble route- "Alas I come to the end of a great journey. So passes one more."

The non-sensible route- "I like cheesecake."

 

[Just_Karol]

My only regret is not hating Adam Sandler enough.....

 

[Osloq]

somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell

Meat Loaf reference, right on!

Ladies and gentlemen, I bid thee good night!

It was him/her! (point to least favourite relative)

 

[BuckminsterF]

I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

"Touche......."

"Did I leave the oven on?"

 

[BiscuitWheels]

I like Steven Wright's idea. Wishing your first word was "Quote." So right as you die you can "Unquote."

 

[Total LOLige]

Ive given each of you a gun the last one standing gets the treasure.