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Aldan9

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There'd better be a spawn point nearby or else I'm don...*sees blue screen of death*
 

Cekil1

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A quote from a brilliant guy I know as KgB.

"I hope to God one of you f***ers brought a Phoenix Down!"

The man blew my mind with that one. Personally, it depends on the people in the room. As a joke I'd probably say:

"What are you people doing in my room!" (Abe Simpson)

OR

"I hope I saved up enough soul insurance." (Moral Orel)

If I knew they were my last words I like to think it would be something more natural.

"Be happy for me. My pain is over."

That works for me.
 

The_ModeRazor

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Probably something from the Bible, there's some pretty badass sentences in there.
Or: "OOOOOOhhhh I'm dyin!"
 

Cavouku

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Hmm...

"The butler did it."

"I thought I'd get super powers."

"If you bastards don't make the world perfect when I come back, I'll whip each and every one of you."

"Scatland better have chairs."

"Anyone have a heaven gun? Just in case."

"You bastards!"

"No hope... no... hope..."

"Oh Ellie..."

"Take me Lorelei, you hot *****, you."

"God, you better have a good explanation for this, because you're pissing me off."

"Can I watch Up! before I die?"
(Alright, this was just mean)

"Nothing ends, children. They just become so small and insignificant that no one cares about them anymore."

"I'm going to haunt the shit out of you."

"I've made a list of all the people I want you to kill for me. You'll notice they're all Disney stars."

I think that covers it.
 

Eilonwy

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"Hey guys look what I can do!"

"Till death do us part."

Or of course the Buffy approach:

"Think of something cool, tell them I said it."
 

LockHeart

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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Just to see the looks on their faces.
 

Lordmarkus

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"Give me my fucking guitar! *gets it* Hm, should I play Stairway to heaven or Number of the beast..."
 

Sassafrass

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"Remember me...as a drain on humanity"

OR

"I was killed by the Guardians"
 

frankenpimp

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I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
 

That One Six

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Cookie for the reference:

I'm not dead yet, in fact I think I'll go for a walk!

OR

I'll bite your legs off!

OR

I leave all my money to the cat! (not a reference)