Last Words

[dark-amon]

So long suckers!

Then die with my middlefinger raised in a nice F* you-salute!

 

[Cavouku]

Hmm...

"The butler did it."

"I thought I'd get super powers."

"If you bastards don't make the world perfect when I come back, I'll whip each and every one of you."

"Scatland better have chairs."

"Anyone have a heaven gun? Just in case."

"You bastards!"

"No hope... no... hope..."

"Oh Ellie..."

"Take me Lorelei, you hot *****, you."

"God, you better have a good explanation for this, because you're pissing me off."

"Can I watch Up! before I die?"
(Alright, this was just mean)

"Nothing ends, children. They just become so small and insignificant that no one cares about them anymore."

"I'm going to haunt the shit out of you."

"I've made a list of all the people I want you to kill for me. You'll notice they're all Disney stars."

I think that covers it.

 

[fbi36]

"You.... You just.. Got.... Punked!"
*Dies*

 

[lewism247]

Well that sucked

 

[Salmaras]

Don't worry, i'll be fine

 

[Eilonwy]

"Hey guys look what I can do!"

"Till death do us part."

Or of course the Buffy approach:

"Think of something cool, tell them I said it."

 

[LockHeart]

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Just to see the looks on their faces.

 

[StrumaKing]

"Eat shit an die, frogface"

 

[Lordmarkus]

"Give me my fucking guitar! *gets it* Hm, should I play Stairway to heaven or Number of the beast..."

 

[Sassafrass]

"Remember me...as a drain on humanity"

OR

"I was killed by the Guardians"

 

[frankenpimp]

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.

 

[That One Six]

Set this fucker off

Audioslave... good band.

 

[That One Six]

Cookie for the reference:

I'm not dead yet, in fact I think I'll go for a walk!

OR

I'll bite your legs off!

OR

I leave all my money to the cat! (not a reference)

 

[Pocket Apocalypse]

Look over to the guy in the bed next to me and I say "RACE YA!"
*dead*

+1!

Either that, or (if there's family around), 'See you next time!'

 

[DogofRaw]

'Dont worry, Its not loaded'. It has happend.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

I knew*cough*you were*cough*on the dark side.*dead*

 

[skywalkerlion]

somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell

AND I THINK SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE MUST BE TOLLIN' A BELL

AND THE LAST THING I SEE IS MY HEART, STILL BEATING

AND BREAKIN' OUT OF MY BODY, AND FLYIN' AWAY

LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL

AND IM DYIN' AT THE BOTTOM OF A PIT IN THE BLAZIN' SUN!

TORN AND TWISTED AT THE FOOT OF A BURNIN' BIKE

AND THE LAST THING I SEE IS MY HEART

STILL BEATING