Laziest Recipes!
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Some tortellini, ketchup, cream and all the spices you can find. I call it "student sauce". I'm actually quite a good cook, but goddamned Sometimes I get real lazy 
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Cheese on toast. You grate some cheese, put it on toast, grill until the cheese melts. Apply Worcester sauce. Eat.
Beans on toast, the mainstay of any British student's diet.
Step 1. Acquire bread and beans (tinned, in tomato sauce NO SHUT UP NO OTHER SAUCE WILL DO)
Step 2. Place bread in toaster. Yes, the entire loaf, in the one toaster. What, you don't have a whole loaf toaster? How rubbish.
Step 3. Un-tin the beans, put them in a microwavable bowl, microwave the damn thing till it's so hot it looks like freaking lava. Lava with beans in it.
Step 4. Put the toast on a plate, smother it in beany lava. Get eatin' boyo, for you are now a British student who just cooked the a damn good lazy student recipe.
If it doesn't look like this but humongous, then go home, try again.
Step 1. Acquire bread and beans (tinned, in tomato sauce NO SHUT UP NO OTHER SAUCE WILL DO)
Step 2. Place bread in toaster. Yes, the entire loaf, in the one toaster. What, you don't have a whole loaf toaster? How rubbish.
Step 3. Un-tin the beans, put them in a microwavable bowl, microwave the damn thing till it's so hot it looks like freaking lava. Lava with beans in it.
Step 4. Put the toast on a plate, smother it in beany lava. Get eatin' boyo, for you are now a British student who just cooked the a damn good lazy student recipe.
If it doesn't look like this but humongous, then go home, try again.
In order pf ease: can of tuna, protein shake, or for a little more effort mix eggs, chuck in some RTE chicken and heat in a pan until it won't kill you anymore.
Pretty much all I eat at the minute, stupid cutting phase...
Pretty much all I eat at the minute, stupid cutting phase...
funnily enough I do actually call this recipe The Concoction.
1. Boil Pasta (any will do)
2. Grate Cheese
3. Drain pasta and mix all ingredients with sweet chilli sauce.
optional additions : meat, tomatoes and whatever savouries you can find in the fridge.
and one I have never had the chance to make as it is only viable on long (>1 week) camping trips
This recipe may be a little off.
Bucket Lunch
1. throw everyone's remaining lunch food in bucket
3. mix and serve
Its like Scroggin (Trail mix and confectionery mixture) became a meal, and proof that after a few days in the bush -anything- is edible and tasty.
1. Boil Pasta (any will do)
2. Grate Cheese
3. Drain pasta and mix all ingredients with sweet chilli sauce.
optional additions : meat, tomatoes and whatever savouries you can find in the fridge.
and one I have never had the chance to make as it is only viable on long (>1 week) camping trips
This recipe may be a little off.
Bucket Lunch
1. throw everyone's remaining lunch food in bucket
3. mix and serve
Its like Scroggin (Trail mix and confectionery mixture) became a meal, and proof that after a few days in the bush -anything- is edible and tasty.
OK, you know what? I just got home from buying groceries for the weekend/next week and I ended up getting pork chops 50% off. Now some random person is feeding me a recipe that sounds awesome. Thank you sir, you just gave my dinner an upgrade.Fatboy_41 said:
OT: My favourite lazy recipe would be chicken. It's up to you how much you want to put into it, but I usually get chicken breasts, give them a quick round in the frying pan to get them crispy on the outside and use the chance to apply spices. Then I put them in the oven at 200c for about an hour, after 30 minutes I add vegetables and add some cheese on the top. I serve with rice on the side.
Boil water
Add pasta
You are done
Thus is the code of the lazy cook
Which is it?! So confused!
Add pasta
You are done
Thus is the code of the lazy cook
Wait a second, the estimated cooking time at the top says 5 minutes, but it also says to microwave for 6-13 minutes.Sacman said:Late Night Bacon of course... from Rachel Ray even...<.<
Which is it?! So confused!
To baked beans I like to add Worcester sause, grated cheese and pepper. Beans can be a little boring if you eat them too often so this adds a little extra something.
Put some ham and cheese on that badboy and you actually have a really balanced meal.EscapeGoat said:Beans on toast, the mainstay of any British student's diet.
Step 1. Acquire bread and beans (tinned, in tomato sauce NO SHUT UP NO OTHER SAUCE WILL DO)
Step 2. Place bread in toaster. Yes, the entire loaf, in the one toaster. What, you don't have a whole loaf toaster? How rubbish.
Step 3. Un-tin the beans, put them in a microwavable bowl, microwave the damn thing till it's so hot it looks like freaking lava. Lava with beans in it.
Step 4. Put the toast on a plate, smother it in beany lava. Get eatin' boyo, for you are now a British student who just cooked the a damn good lazy student recipe.
If it doesn't look like this but humongous, then go home, try again.
Your own arm, raw. It's probably right near you now, ready to eat. You don't have to go outside, you don't have to go anywhere, just raise your arm and eat.
Or you could eat your own cheeks but no-one's that lazy, are they?
Or you could eat your own cheeks but no-one's that lazy, are they?
Frosted foods make for easy meals. Can just chuck them in an oven/microwave and you're done.
I've been making some tortillas recently:
- Get frozen tortillas
- Throw on a preheated pan
- Flip 1 or 3 times (~30 second intervals)
- Put some meat slices, cheese and ketchup (can add mushrooms too if you like) on half of a tortilla while it's in the pan
- Close the tortilla by pulling the empty side over the side with meat/cheese/etc.
- Flip once or a few times again
Voila. Can literally be done in under 5 minutes, tastes fantastic
I've been making some tortillas recently:
- Get frozen tortillas
- Throw on a preheated pan
- Flip 1 or 3 times (~30 second intervals)
- Put some meat slices, cheese and ketchup (can add mushrooms too if you like) on half of a tortilla while it's in the pan
- Close the tortilla by pulling the empty side over the side with meat/cheese/etc.
- Flip once or a few times again
Voila. Can literally be done in under 5 minutes, tastes fantastic
That's a great way to get salmonella. Microwaves don't COOK food, so you're leaving all the bacteria on the eggs.loc978 said:
As for my lazy meals, one is cook pasta, add parmesean, lemon juice, salt, and butter. Cannot count the number of times I've just said "I'm hungry" only to discover I've already made that dish.
Kraft Dinner, KD. Bring water to boil, put KD in, lower temperature, cook for 8 minuets. Add Tbs of butter or margarine, cheese mix. I don't even use milk when I make it.
Eat right out of pot.
Eat right out of pot.