Learn to French Kiss Better, Get a Strike

[twistedheat15]

Sweet, now when your girl walks in on you making out with her sister you can just go "It isn't what you think! We were bowling! Look! Bowling I swear! I'm even losing right now!" Thx video games! Looking out for the "players" indeed!

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I see no reason for this to exist at all :/

 

[RA92]

So how does the co-op work? Will there be versus matches? In the latter, do you try to out pace your partner by moving your tongue faster than him/her? Or do you try to 'out-wiggle' them? Was the last thing I said even a thing? Will there be a PEGI 12 'cootie edition'? Will there be real time StarCraft style championship matches, where controllers will be provided i.e. cheerleaders ready to get their throat scraped clean by my tongue? Should I be particularly worried about my imageries?

 

[Exterminas]

So, we now can objectivly measure how good a kiss is?
Damn, science is amazing.

 

[Scrythe]

I, for one, find this hilarious. Kinda hit me on a personal level.

Back in high school, I had this girlfriend who loved to bowl. One day she gets this bright idea (and this was before we started dating) where she says "Every strike I bowl, I'll give you a kiss. How's that sound?" She ended up getting about four in a row.

I know, I know, corny. But hey, I'm sure this has happened enough times to warrant this game's existence.

 

[BabyRaptor]

Umm...What? That's just weird...

 

[JezebelinHell]

Slower the better for me. High five for old fashioned

*high five* But I am not sure it is old fashioned so much as just being sexier. >.<
I would have to pass on any game like this. Just takes all the emotion out of it and that is why you kiss in the first place.

 

[Sejs Cube]

So...

...it's still a bowling game. Would this still be considered 'family friendly'?



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[Zaverexus]

not one of the oddest things ever but neat.

but is it not a disappointment that he keeps on seeing where the arrow is pointing?

Wow, the first reply summed up my ideas.
Yeah, I don't think it's great to train one to look up for a monitor while kissing

 

[twaddle]

Very odd.

Putting a personal bias on a kiss and calling it "correct" seems a bit meh.

Also, I thought them standing there kissing while he stares at the screen trying to get the arrow right was just...awkward.

What you call "awkward" i call DUAL WIELDING and learning basic multitasking skill needed to move up in the world and in your life

 

[game-lover]

But... but... WHY?!

It looks weird and it can't possibly be enjoyable. It doesn't even look like a genuine kiss from the video.

The appeal for this is lost on me. And I've never even had my first official kiss yet.

 

[Zechnophobe]

Hah, wait till you guys play the sequel. Hint: Instead of bowling, it's Baseball!

 

[Jack Macaque]

I'd hate to see what you'd have to do to get a Turkey...

[small]That's actual bowling terminology, mods...[/small]

I laughed, funny knowing random terminology eh.

I don`t think I`d make it through a single game before having to drag my other half back to my car...just saying.

 

[Light 086]

Say you're a straight guy and your girl friend didn't want to play... guess it's single player or the alternative then eh?

 

[Astoria]

Err, what? That's umm certain one of a kind but err very weird.

 

[dex-dex]

not one of the oddest things ever but neat.

but is it not a disappointment that he keeps on seeing where the arrow is pointing?

Wow, the first reply summed up my ideas.
Yeah, I don't think it's great to train one to look up for a monitor while kissing

not always the best move to impress a lady.