Least Bad-Ass Game Character

[quiet_samurai]

Otacon

 

[Carlston]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

Luigi... being the bad clone of a worthless plumber that stomps turtles while your uglier and fat bro sleeps with all the princesses.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Spiderman, what a pussy

Seconded, printed and framed.

I'll put up the dynamic duo from Army of Two. After twenty minutes of playing that game, my friend and I started to eat our own faces.

 

[Slayer_2]

Anthony or Ben Carmine from Gears of War.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Nero from DMC 4.
Why? Because I just fucking hate him.
He never even hurt Dante in any of their fights. Dante just left unharmed or smacked nero in the head.
Oh and lady from DMC 3. The Vanguard was tougher than her.

 

[iain62a]

Mutant Master from Fallout a bit disgusting but awesome

I don't think you quite understood the thread title...

 

[jamie3001]

Florian from GTA 4

 

[iggyus]

The Immortal from Wanted: Weapons of Fate. A wimpy French with half of his face missing

 

[mikecoulter]

Florian from GTA 4

He was the uttermost bad ass. I was scared for one...

Mines probably the characters in Viva Piñata...

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Sonic..... He tries way to hard...

ive heard Sonic and The Black Knight should be quite good, in fact. but until that point, i agree.

IGN gave it a 3....

 

[thousandfaces]

Nero is a whiny *****. Mustadio from FF tactics just flat out sucks, Give me Balthier any day.

I beg to differ, mustadio kicks ass! He never missed any of my battles.

 

[Dale Cooper]

Robin in ANY Batman game.

He's OK in Lego Batman, not as good as Nightwing though.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

How this thread has come so far without a single mention of Peach is beyond me. Come on, when your whole purpose in life is to get kidnapped and scream helplessly, you're not the toughest croissant in the breadbox.

 

[asinann]

Tidus.

 

[daribian]

Princess peach from mario no explanation needed closly followed by her sister daisy.

 

[Fraught]

Glass Joe

How is this guy not been mentioned?

Because as much as it's an inside joke for gamers, your mother definitely could NOT defeat Glass Joe in real life.

 

[Prototype1207]

Any protagonist in any JRPG.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Nero from DMC 4.
Why? Because I just fucking hate him.
He never even hurt Dante in any of their fights. Dante just left unharmed or smacked nero in the head.

Nero nailed Dante to a wall with his own sword ? He did hurt him.

Other than that point he is a pussy character proved when he doesn't kill half of the bosses when he fights them.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Robin in ANY Batman game.

He's OK in Lego Batman, not as good as Nightwing though.

All the emotion he shows in Lego Batman is "Hurr! Hmmm... Hah?", so that's probably why.

 

[Dale Cooper]

The character move set was better also.