Least scary horror movies
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Paranormal Activity, although I will say it's the most realistic ghost film I've ever seen. Mainly because there were no ghosts in it and nothing fucking happened for ninety minutes.
"It" didn't really do anything for me. I find clowns inherently funny, and when the teeth came out, I was like "Oh look! They remembered it's a horror film!" It was a decent-ish film, but not particularly terrifying.
I think Killjoy fit's in to your description.
Not scary at all, cheesy, cliche, and totally shit.
Though I got to admit Killjoy himself looks kinda freaky.
He stares in to your soul!
Also, I find the whole concept of the leprechaun movies fucking hilarious (Especially Leprechaun in da hood). I can't even believe that they are even considered horror films.
Not scary at all, cheesy, cliche, and totally shit.
Though I got to admit Killjoy himself looks kinda freaky.
He stares in to your soul!
Also, I find the whole concept of the leprechaun movies fucking hilarious (Especially Leprechaun in da hood). I can't even believe that they are even considered horror films.
I hate jump scares. I find them useless in horrors movies. I am equally as started as an animal slamming into my door as I am about horror movies featuring jump scares.
Horror movies that aren't scary? Paranormal Activity is one of them I think.
Cabin in the woods however? That movie was amazing, even if it wasn't scary. :3
Horror movies that aren't scary? Paranormal Activity is one of them I think.
Cabin in the woods however? That movie was amazing, even if it wasn't scary. :3
Even though most modern horror movies don't instill fear in me, they can usually still keep me somewhat interested or at least not confuse me about its genre.
I don't know why I had turned my TV on, as there is generally nothing but shit on it, but I once came across a movie called 'The Happening'. at the end, I seriously believed that I had just watched a parody of the horror genre and modern horror movies.
Turns out the movie was supposed to be a legitimate horror movie.
I don't know why I had turned my TV on, as there is generally nothing but shit on it, but I once came across a movie called 'The Happening'. at the end, I seriously believed that I had just watched a parody of the horror genre and modern horror movies.
Turns out the movie was supposed to be a legitimate horror movie.
Not a movie, but I'll have to go with that old Goosebumps show.
I watched some of the episodes with my cousin recently and they're hilarious.
Same goes for that Nick show Are you Afraid of the Dark
I watched some of the episodes with my cousin recently and they're hilarious.
Same goes for that Nick show Are you Afraid of the Dark
Trick R' Treat.
God help me I wanted to love this movie. It's designed much like Sin City or the old Twilight Zone movie in that it's essentially an anthology of 3 or 4 short stories cut together to form one movie.
The basic idea is that each story is happening more or less simultaneously so you'll frequently see the characters from previous or later segments during the current story.
The problem is that it's just not scary. it's rated R but if you went through and edited out the 10 seconds worth of gratuitous tits it wouldn't even be a hard PG-13.
God help me I wanted to love this movie. It's designed much like Sin City or the old Twilight Zone movie in that it's essentially an anthology of 3 or 4 short stories cut together to form one movie.
The basic idea is that each story is happening more or less simultaneously so you'll frequently see the characters from previous or later segments during the current story.
The problem is that it's just not scary. it's rated R but if you went through and edited out the 10 seconds worth of gratuitous tits it wouldn't even be a hard PG-13.
Prometheus. Great sci-fi, just not scary. At all.
I watched it again recently to. I'm still scared shitless by "Night of the Living Dummy III".liamlemon7 said:
The Friday the 13th movies and presumably 80's slasher flicks in general. They all basically follow the same formula; parties, drinking, teenagers having sex, murder, mayhem, people running around like idiots...
I'm not very much affected by horror movies as it happens, not saying I'm a badass or anything, just got desensitized to the horror genre due to watching too many in my childhood. So my opinion counts for little I guess. But still here goes:
Exorcist : I got so bored i slept through the middle third of the movie...and I was 12 when I watched this. Maybe it was because of THAT, or maybe it was due to my comprehension of the english accent not being as good at that time as it is now.
Exorcist : I got so bored i slept through the middle third of the movie...and I was 12 when I watched this. Maybe it was because of THAT, or maybe it was due to my comprehension of the english accent not being as good at that time as it is now.
Sorority Row.
It's just awful all round...
All the killings are basically stabbing people in the head, I actually hate the characters even more so than the cast of your average slasher flick and it has no scares at all. Seriously not even attempted scares of people jumping out closets or shit. It has set ups to jump out scares but it never has any of them and it ends with the 3 (fucking 3 whole living people) walking away from a burning building in slow motion with a look on their faces that can't be described. The killer isn't even scary, he's just a bloke with a hood...
It's just awful all round...
All the killings are basically stabbing people in the head, I actually hate the characters even more so than the cast of your average slasher flick and it has no scares at all. Seriously not even attempted scares of people jumping out closets or shit. It has set ups to jump out scares but it never has any of them and it ends with the 3 (fucking 3 whole living people) walking away from a burning building in slow motion with a look on their faces that can't be described. The killer isn't even scary, he's just a bloke with a hood...
I didn't think the first Paranormal activity was scary. I didn't even bother with the second one.
I know right I couldn't stop laughing. The first one was funny too.razor343 said:
Especially imagining the demon swinging from the chandelier who the hell thought that would be scary lol. I just imagined it as Errol Flynn from then on.